Why are correctional officers even running this show? Is there an imminent zombie crime spree that the media has failed to warn us about? Well, it's actually because the work of digging the graves and stacking the boxes -- 150 adults or 1,000 children to each pit, like the world's most depressing version of Lego -- falls to prisoners who are bused in every day to work for 50 cents an hour. You might find that horrifying, but there's an upside: After each grave is completed, the prisoners have a habit of making handmade crosses and leaving offerings of fruit/candy as an informal memorial to the buried.

Yeah, that's not really an upside. That's just depressing.

Although the perimeter is patrolled by armed guards with shoot-on-sight orders, urban explorers have managed to comb through what remains of the resort. Amongst the half collapsed buildings they've found car dealerships, fully stocked dress shops, and seafront stores taken over by turtles as nesting sites. It is unclear whether any of the turtles were married to Elizabeth Taylor.

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So not as glamorous as old Hollywood, but at least someone's still getting some action here.

However, it's not exactly safe to go digging in the ground even outside of the red zone. Agriculture is a major industry in this area of France, and farmers have no choice but to regularly Hurt Locker their way through potentially explosive fields with their tractors to earn a living. This is known locally as the "Iron Harvest," because you've got to have a sense of humor about these things. When a farmer finds a shell, they can take it to a special dumping ground, where a team from the government's munitions disposal team will pick it up. It's estimated that 900 tons of munitions are disposed of in this way every year. And yes, people do die while doing it.

Disposing of 900 tons of bombs per year makes it seem like Zone Rouge should be cleared soon, right? Yeah, about that ... even with the old ordinance being removed at that rate, there are still thousands upon thousands more tons of century-old war murder hiding out there. The Iron Harvest isn't going to get any less butthole-puckering anytime soon.

So what's it like living in the oligarchical equivalent of The Truman Show? As one documentarian found out after they infiltrated the city of Ozersk, it's actually a pretty sweet deal for the people living there. Given the importance of the city to the government, its citizens have always been well taken care of, enjoying high-quality food, well-maintained housing, and low crime rates, even when the rest of the country was suffering. They were isolated from the rest of the country and their families, of course, but man, who doesn't want to get away from their relatives sometimes?

Oh, there is one other downside, at least in the case of Ozersk: the catastrophically high levels of radiation.

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Our Russian isn't very good, but we think this is something about yielding. Or propellers.

Well, that's not entirely fair. One person was buried in Plot E for something that wasn't rape or murder: Eddie Slovik, a private who was executed in 1945 for desertion. Following an appeal to Ronald Reagan, Eddie's family successfully petitioned for his remains to be exhumed and re-interred closer to home, which also brought his nightmare afterlife roommate situation to a well-deserved close.

The plot is designed to be completely invisible to the outside world. It's not listed on maps, it's hidden by hedges, and the only access is through the superintendent's office. There aren't even any headstones; each grave is instead marked by a small plaque inscribed with a number corresponding to a special index.

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Rest In Perfectly Indexed Peace.

Flags aren't permitted to be flown there, and the graves are even aligned in such a way that Plot E's occupants don't face the same way as the soldiers in Plots A-D. It's all very carefully considered, designed to communicate the dishonor without being cruel -- basically, how to be the biggest "Fuck you" without covering each grave in shit. The plots are meant to be forgotten, essentially, so it stands to reason that nobody is keeping real close track of that index.

The Darien Gap has a long history of defeating travelers. Both the Spanish and the Scottish established trading posts here in the 15th and 16th centuries, only to suffer from a series of horrifying maladies for their efforts. The area has remained wild ever since. It wasn't until 1960 that someone managed to traverse the gap using a car -- a journey that took five months and averaged 200 meters a day, which is a speed more commonly known as "Let's give the fuck up and go back to the hotel."

Amado Arauz
This is one of the easier bits.

The only people to inhabit the Gap nowadays are indigenous tribes and drug traffickers, the latter group probably being responsible for the number of scientists and researchers who've gone missing there over the years. There are also the migrants from all over the world who pass through on their way to the United States.

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The trip is incredibly dangerous, and also evidently preferable to what they were living in, which should tell us something.

Every once in a while, someone raises the idea of completing the Pan-American Highway. It's 2017; surely we must have mastered all the jungle-dominating technology that would require. The problem is that there are a few good cases for keeping the gap closed. For one, with no road cutting through it, the Darien Gap is relatively pristine, ecologically, so crushing it with bulldozers and asphalt would be like demolishing a wildlife preserve. Also, the lack of road impedes drug trafficking and the spread of certain diseases. And finally, given the Gap's history with people who have tried to conquer it, there's no guarantee any construction efforts wouldn't immediately awaken some vengeful plague or forest demon. So maybe keep taking the boat. Boats are good.

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