The 25 Most Secretly Unhelpful Things Nice People Do

It's OK if you act a little jerky sometimes.
The 25 Most Secretly Unhelpful Things Nice People Do

Despite folks acting like gross piles of garbage on the internet, in real life, people have a tendency to sugarcoat things. And maybe they should act a little garbage-y, because a lot of the behavior we consider "nice" is really anything but.

For example ...

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People who wait for others' food to arrive before they eat theirs due to some misguided sense of politeness. For f**k's sake, just eat your damn food
CRACKEDCON Telling someone to Smile! You may not mean it with bad intentions, but it's rude to go around ordering people to change the expression on
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I've been to this restaurant before SO I'l just order for you! Isn't that.. romantic? CRACKED COM
Finding out recently something is good/dangerous... Then trying to change everyone's lifestyles around that new fact... CRAGKEDCON
It's nice of you to offer to eat lunch with me, but actually I really wanted to enjoy this lunch break alone.
Seriously, Do not hold doors 7 Your kindness may help one or two people cram into your crowded subway train, but every second a train is held up, thou
The 25 Most Secretly Unhelpful Things Nice People Do
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Trying to be positive by saying it could be worse or other people have it worse than you rarely helps. It's not a pissing contest. Don't try to in
Don't tidy up things in someone else's house, unless they ask you to. They might not like people going through their stoff and you'll be giving them a
BLANK APOLOGIES ARE MEANINGLESS. I'M Sorry If you don't know what you are sorry about, you really shouldn't be saying it. CRACKED COM
Grand romantic gestures don't work in real life liKe they do in the movies. To ME, You ARE PERFECT Maybe you are trying to be nice, but you will still
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We won't allow you to stay in here depressed about your break up, so we are going to take you somewhere so you can have a good time instead LL Then
People give you that generic 'you did great' comment whenever you show them your work, a performance or something you made. When all you want is const
Trying to forcibly make you quit your bad habits ling an draebe 'Those? I threw them away. Guess you will now have to spend part of your meager budge
This Iterrible foodl is delicious! CRACKEDCON You may think you're helping by lying about how good your friend's food is, but really you're just for
When borrowed your car, U changed the EQ on your stereo around. think it now! sounds way better We don't Nooool the same like of music! even types
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HYOU'RE YOUNG AND HEALTHY; YOU'LL GET PREGNANT AGAIN. CRACKED COM
Fighting Over the Check Whoever offers first can pay. Making a big show about it is awkward for everyone. CRACKED COM
IF YOU SEE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH, TELL ME!! DON'T KEEP IT TO YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'LL EMBARRASS ME, DISCOVERING IT LATER IS WAY WORSE. CRACKED
Your life would be SO much better if you just stopped being so negative all the time! Because nothing cures depression quicker than telling someone

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