Don't go thinking that humans are alone in partaking in perverse behavior.
Despite being one of the most visited sites on the Internet, Wikipedia is jam-packed with marvelously janky doodles of dead-eyed humans doing it.
I present this system to you, illustrated with a few examples from my own experience, so that you can learn from the failure pile that is my life.
When it comes to the opposite sex, the educational system is sure to give us line drawings of the changes their bodies are going through in middle school, but nobody ever tells us what to expect from a relationship with them. We asked you to show us the charts they could have shown us that would have made our dating lives easier.
On Halloween, we're all asked to find creative ways to make other people think about what we'd be like to have sex with. Unfortunately, not all costumes lend themselves to sexiness quite as well as 'Sexy Nurse,' and 'Doctor Penis Hands.'