I heard you tell Caroline that you think going commando is going to decrease my sensitivity which will make us "last longer." Horseshit! We're quick shooters, g*******t. Embrace this and stop punishing me.
Look, I have to be frank or we'd still be dressing in long sleeve concert T-shirts and banging Sri Lankan exchange students. Let me tell you something: if I never sniff another Sri Lankan bush again, it'll still be too soon.
I've also heard Caroline criticize you for thinking with your "member." Two things on that:
1) I don't want to ever hear that b***h refer to me as a "member." This isn't a Congressional hearing. I'm a dick or a rod. I'm not a f*****g "member." If I hear her use that word again, I'll slap her across the f*****g mouth.
2) She's damn right I do all the thinking around here!
A hat for you and a hat for me. Sure, the photographer wasn't keen, but I think we worked it.