You can build sexual tension by tossing a few sprigs of lettuce at your partner's genitalia, saying something romantic like "yeah, you like that salad tossed, don't you baby?" Then proceed to toss that salad, if you know what I mean.1
1Oral stimulation of the anus.
Pineapple Glazed Ham
Most people reserve glazed ham for special occasions throughout the year: Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Christopher Columbus day. For some people, sex is a special occasion in and of itself. So why not make it extra special by combining two special occasions into one by using a glazed ham during foreplay?
Next time you're feeling frisky, simply remove all your clothing (or have your partner do it for you for an extra titillation), and start having some simple foreplay-kissing or biting on the neck, and light fondling will usually do the trick. Once your partner is fully aroused, hop into the kitchen and place the ham on a roasting dish and heat at 325 degrees F for approximately 2 hours.
For the glaze, remove the ham approximately ½ hour before it's fully cooked, and mix ½ cup brown sugar glaze into a small saucepan. Add a tablespoon of warm water and mix until the glaze has a smooth consistency. Brush the glaze on the ham and continue to bake the ham for 45 minutes. After about 2 and ½ hours, your ham will be hot and ready, just like your partner. Try caressing her face with your pork, and enjoy the mastication that ensues.