Likes: The Amazing Race, MythBusters, Conan O'Brien
Next I decided that I might be better suited 'playing down' my more unattractive qualities and 'lightly inventing' some of my more attractive ones. After browsing around Connect4You for a bit, I noticed a subculture of people who said they were religious. Theorizing that they would be less popular and stuck up then the other girls on the site, I refocused my profile to make me look more pious. Also, on the advice of everyone I've ever spoken to about this, I decided to not mention that whole "works with computers" thing.
Quote: I followed a star in the sky, and found you. I brought myrrh.
About me: I'm a 27-year-old professional. Also, I think you should know I'm already involved in another relationship. You see, Jesus is my girlfriend. Ha ha! That' a little joke. I'd actually like you to be my girlfriend as well. Jesus and I aren't that serious! :-) Although we also are.
What I'm looking for: I'm looking for someone sweet and sincere, who really wants to get to know me before they get to know me. And by know I mean know in the biblical sense. If you know what I'm saying.
I'm talking about sex.
Hobbies: Talking about feelings, writing in my dream journal.
Likes: Ballads written for/about The Lord, Triscuit crackers, knowing things.
Dislikes: Drugs, Smokers, Birth Control
With none of that working, I created a third profile, and this time tried to make it as unrelated to me as possible. By going through the ads for a hundred or so of the men on Connect4You - something I'd being doing periodically to prove to myself that I'm not gay — I was able to pick out what I considered to be the most attractive elements of all their profiles. I then combined these traits together to form one uber-profile.