It used to be that if you wanted to find a romantic partner, you would be limited to only the small pool of people that went to your high school or lived in your town. If you couldn't find your ideal mate at the local malt shop, you were out of luck. There was also something called "going steady," "petting" and "reefer madness." It was a dark and confusing time.
Internet dating has changed all that, promising databases of thousands of available singles, and the ability to quickly and accurately match clients with their ideal mates. Word of mouth has spread from people who have successfully met their partners online, and those of us who are too busy to meet people normally, leave the house, or maintain our personal appearances have sat up and taken notice.
I recently went to popular Internet dating site Connect4You to see if I could find my ideal woman. Failing that, I would see if I could find any woman. I've documented my story below.
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