Cracked Archive - Science
Please Don't Listen To Elon Musk
Unless you want to learn how to publicly accuse random people of pedophilia.
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- By Luis Prada
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69 Stupid Ways Humanity Is Screwing Up The Planet
Man, human civilization is just a drunk-driving steamroller.
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- By Aquiles Cacho, Christian Markle
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Fox News Promoted The Hell Out Of A Miracle Cure, Then Suddenly Stopped
It's almost like it was BS all along.
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- By Luis Prada
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Sorry, That's Your Real Voice On Zoom
Your voice sounds worse than you think it does.
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- By Dan Duddy
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NASA Engineers Working From Home Need Old-School 3D Glasses
Much of the equipment NASA uses at the Jet Propulsion Lab was able to be shipped home, save for one thing.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Disagreement Could Be The Most Important Factor In Team Success
Screw synergy. Success is all about disagreement.
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- By Dan Duddy
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We're Finally Free To Breathe In All The Mercury We Want!
An absolute win for mercury.
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- By Luis Prada
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Hey, Let These Scientists Take Pictures of Your Butthole
It's for science.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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'Animals Are Returning' Stories Are BS
That dolphins and swans are returning to Italy’s waterways is only sort of true at best.
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- By Dan Duddy
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We Know How Old Whale Sharks Are Because Of Nukes
Whale sharks are gentle giants of the ocean, but they've seen some s#!t.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Science Confirms About Mice What Disney's Known Forever
The whiskers never lie.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Totally Random Things That Make You, Well, You
You are only as charming as your stomach biota.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Future of Plant-Based Meat Will Be New Flavors We’ve Never Imagined
Our buns are not prepared for the meat-based lunacy to come.
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- By Luis Prada
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You're Not Going To Read 'Infinite Jest' During Isolation
Book sales may be up, but your interest in 'War and Peace' has stayed the same.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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6 Seemingly Random Things That Are Life Or Death
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- By Diego C.
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