Cracked Archive - Science
4 Benign But Officially Recognized Mental Illnesses
Diet Coke lovers, we may have a diagnosis for you
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- By Eli Yudin
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6 It Takes Really Big Balls to Drink Soda
Coca-Cola and Pepsi just doesn’t increase your waistline, they seem to enlarge what you have going on below the waistline, too
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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4 Horrible Natural Disasters That Kicked Off a Second Wave of Devastation
‘Well, glad that’s over with! Hey, what’s that distant rumbling?’
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- By Eli Yudin
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The 5 Objectively Worst Ways to Prepare Coffee
A couple reasons you’re ending up with a cup of unpleasant mud
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- By Eli Yudin
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Men, Whatever You Do, Don't Raise a Glass to Trying to Have a Baby
Dudes will also want to get off the sauce when attempting to conceive
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Phenomena That Evolution Has Yet to Explain
Someone dig up Darwin so he can explain some things
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- By Eli Yudin
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We Can Determine If We Hate a Song in Five Seconds or Less
‘Name that tune? No thanks, it’s the worst’
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Here Are All the Insane Things We’ll Do for Free Pizza
Give up Instagram? Check. Not have sex for a month? Check, check. Spend a night in jail? Check, check, check.
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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5 Tiny Human Projects That Birthed Giant Ecosystems
These ecosystems include deserts, jungles and libraries
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Dumb Fanboy Names Scientists Have Given Real Discoveries
We regret to inform you your child has suffered a horrific mutation due to the Sonic gene
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- By Eli Yudin
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Your Helicopter Parents Took Years Off Your Life
Maybe they need to protect you from themselves instead
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Hard Nipples Break Our Brains
They are considered to make those they belong to stupider and sluttier
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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The Nutty Case of the Haunted Scrotum
One of modern science’s most famous nutsacks is an incredible example of pareidolia, or seeing a face where there is no face at all — in this case, the MRI of a 45-year-old man’s ballbag
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- By Mike Rampton
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Freshwater Snails and Four Other Surprisingly Murderous Animals
Oh no, not the meerkat!
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Laws Covering Things That Are Currently Impossible
The moon will forever be a nuke-free zone
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- By Eli Yudin
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