Cracked Archive - Science
Mammoths Were Sickly Inbred Mutants Who Couldn't Smell
This recontextualizes the entire 'Ice Age' film series.
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- By Luis Prada
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0 Endangered Wolf Travels 8,700 Miles Looking For Love, Dies Alone
Happy Valentine's Day?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Gigantic Problems We're Solving (With Stoner Logic)
We're not sure if these ideas are awful or awesome.
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- By Kelly Stone
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5 Reasons Sucky Teenage Years Are A Secret Blessing
Don't want to go to a reunion to find out who failed in life? Read this instead.
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- By Cedric Voets
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No, Trump Did Not Rip-Off Star Trek For His Space Force Logo
They’re still a bunch of plagiarists though.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Sinister Health Issues Caused By Modern Life
Not the mutant powers we had in mind.
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- By Aquiles Cacho
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Volcanoes Can Blow Our Brains Out (And Into Glass)
A horrifying reminder of mortality or new fashion trend -- you decide.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Great Historical Places (That Are Dumb As Balls In 2020)
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.
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- By Kelly Stone
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3D Glasses Work On Cuttlefish And It's Adorable
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Ayyy, Our Bodies Are Getting Cooler By The Decade
Ice in our veins.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Of The Least Ethical Medical Experiments In Modern History
To some, the Hippocratic oath is more a suggestion.
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- By Nathan Williams
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Alert The Baby Turtles, Green Ooze's Leaking From The Earth
It's a crisis miracle!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Science Declares Boomers Are More Sensitive Than Millennials
Science doesn't care about their feelings!
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Army Is Worried Movies Gave Killer Cyborgs A Bad Rap
I sad robot.
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- By Luis Prada
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4 Common Foods That Are Full Of Secrets And Lies
Many of us know surprisingly little about the food we devour.
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- By Mark Hill
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