Cracked Archive - Science

Great News: Wearing A Tie Might Be Choking Your Brain

Might be worth convincing your boss to extend Casual Friday indefinitely -- for science.


Slam Coffee, Then Nap: Science Says It Works!

Who knew sleeping was the cure to being sleepy?


Dinosaurs Were Constantly Fighting And Yes, It Was Awesome

Intense dinosaur fights to the death were, in fact, a regular occurrence.


Feeling Drowsy? Scientists Think Heroin Might Be The Cure

Why count sheep when you can do horse?


5 Science Stories The Media Screwed Up Hilariously

That thing you swore was BS? Was probably BS.


How Flawed Drug Testing Can Ruin Your Life

The evidence that may or may not send you to prison is not as fair and unbiased as you would think.


The Vampire Parasite That Replaces A Fish's Tongue

This tiny fish is one giant nightmare.


This Spider Builds 80-Foot-Long Webs Stronger Than Kevlar

The bark spider makes Spider-Man's web shooters look weak.


5 Stupid, Stupid Things Humanity Has Shot Into Space

Ever since man first gazed up at the night sky, we knew we'd one day need to put some junk up in it.


This Bizarre Fish Looks Just Like The Predator

The fringehead goes from Mogwai to Gremlin in 0.2 seconds.


This All-White Giraffe Looks Insanely Cool

A rare white giraffe has caused fear of poachers.


You'd Be A Better Employee If They'd Let You Leave Early

Let's stop pretending eight-hour work days are working for anyone.


5 Crazy Ways We're Trying To Talk To Aliens (Right Now)

Here are some of the far-out ways we've tried to contact the far out ...


The T-Rex's Mouth Is Even Scarier Than You Thought

The T-Rex had a gaping maw with an unthinkable bite force.


Finally, Scientific Evidence That Your Boss Is An Idiot

Researchers have finally tested out the notorious Peter Principle and the results are depressing.