Pass me the filberts, baby. The night is young.
Is there even really a such thing as 'too much coffee?'
Even the most seemingly innocent habits can do disastrous things to the meat shell your brain pilots.
Neither steps or leaps required for sitting behind a webcam all day.
It's just the wind ... or is it?
If you knew how they were made, you'd pass on these foods.
All the little things in the world around you that are messing with your head.
Sometimes our big, dumb brains are just flat-out wrong.
All that itching, it's getting us hot.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.
The human body is like a puzzle and surgeons aren't afraid to ram pieces together until they fit.
Criminal behavior can be influenced by some very weird, seemingly random factors.
Brains are weird.
The people in charge have absolutely no idea what they're doing.