This is a bad, bad idea.
Ants take sick days, get healthcare, and most importantly, vaccinate.
We don't mean to alarm you, but the entire world is covered in imminent death.
The assertion that the interstellar comet that passed Earth might be an alien probe is just science fiction. Specifically, the plot of 'Star Trek IV.'
Climate change is going to affect you personally ... in some very strange ways.
Nature is a horrific hellscape of Darwinian terrors.
Even minor brain glitches can turn your world into a living nightmare.
Some scientists seem dedicated to exploring all of the ways that Lovecraftian horror can be made real for their test subjects.
Odds are, there is a better version of everything out there, and you aren't using it.
Some very common habits just can't be explained.
Nobody wants to hear their medical professional say, 'We made a mistake.'
Modern armies have advanced in some very weird directions.
Science types go to great lengths to answer weird questions.
Astronomers have found a planet at the exact spot everyone's favorite emotionless space elves are from.
Some parts of our lives are simply out of our control.