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Our Long National Nightmare Is Over As Dunkaroos Are Back
Ignore the cookies. Suck the cream.
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- By Luis Prada
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Popeyes Is Selling Clothing Now (And It's Kinda Rad?)
High-end fashion coming from high-end chickenistas
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The World's Worst Cat Has Been Adopted, Proving We All Deserve Love
No matter what a nightmare you are, someone will love you.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Government Is Coming For Your Alternative Milks
Virginia is for lovers (and militant views on what is and isn't 'milk')
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Backwards Companies Who Think It's The Fifties
The business world is far from perfect.
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- By Diego C., Nicholas Vrchoticky, Michael Battaglino
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18 Fascinating Facts For Your Edification
Get your tasty brain snacks, here.
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- By Andres Diplotti
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Elon Musk's New EDM Single Is, Thankfully, Terrible
Much to everyone's relief, it turns out Elon Musk is not a musical comedy genius.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Little-Known, Infuriating Truths About Applying To College
The application process is only getting worse.
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- By Mark Hill
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Horror Movie-Type Stuff (That Really Happened)
Stand down, Hollywood. We can skip these harrowing stories.
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- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, E.M. Caris, Christian Markle
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Ring Is Just Another App That's Spying On You
The doorbell app knows every detail of your life, like every other app you use.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Boeing's 737 Debacle Now Extends To A Pair Of Nesting Falcons
Boeing can't get its 737 MAX off the ground, and that's bad news for the speedy Peregrine Falcons living inside the factory.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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A First Look At Unsanctioned, Magic: The Gathering's New Set
Squirrels, goblins, and chickens, oh my!
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- By Cyriaque Lamar
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Akon's Akoin Acropolis Accepted As Actual Area Of Africa
Get ready for Akon City, baby!
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Why The New York Times Opinion Section Is So Bad
What gives?
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- By Adam Wears
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Mr. Peanut Is Dead, Long Live Mr. Peanut
Nothing like a salty snack to remind you that death awaits us all.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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