What is it that compels some people to take a less than favorable stance on the public service that police provide? It probably has something to do with stories like these.
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Here are some less traditional outlets to fulfill your yearly quota of scares.
Surgery, no matter how minor, is a scary thing. And these stories will only add to that fear.
Murder for hire never looks as cool as it does in the movies. And in fact it's more 'National Lampoon's' than 'The Professional.'
Even jaded, cynical bastards like us should expect more from reputable news organizations. Right?
Here are a few public entities still working out the kinks on that whole decency thing.