A First Look At Unsanctioned, Magic: The Gathering's New Set

Squirrels, goblins, and chickens, oh my!
A First Look At Unsanctioned, Magic: The Gathering's New Set

Most people would agree that there are only five forms of organized competition worldwide that qualify as Truly Global Sports: soccer, chess, rassling, Goldeneye for the N64 (no Oddjob), and, of course, the long-running collectible card game Magic: The Gathering.

At any moment across the planet -- from Dallas to Tokyo, from Cape Town to Mexico City -- you can find players from all walks of life hunkered down at their neighborhood game stores and kitchen tables, meticulously plotting their opponents' annihilation using dragons, warlocks, and a profound appreciation of mental math. Yes, Magic is one of humanity's great cross-cultural experiences -- it's sort of like the Olympics, but with far more liches.

So given the game's storied pedigree, Cracked is proud to present the full spoilers for the next Magic: The Gathering set, Unsanctioned, which will be hitting stores February 29, 2020. Furthermore, we had the opportunity to talk with Mark Rosewater, the head designer of Magic, and pepper him with all manner of questions. (You can also just scroll down to check out all of the new cards and deck lists, if you have no sense of self-control whatsoever.)

Syr Cadian, Knight Owl Legendary Creature Bird Knight Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.) Syr
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Meet Syr Cadian, Knight Owl, one of the sixteen new cards to debut in Unsanctioned (and a Herculean act of punnery).

Here's how Unsanctioned works: it's a boxed set of five 30-card decks. You shuffle together two of these decks, get a friend to do the same, and then you duel using some of the silliest, most outlandish cards in Magic history. The reprinted cards are drawn from Magic's "Un-sets" (Unglued, Unhinged, and Unstable) -- cards from these silver-bordered, non-tournament-legal sets ask players to do things far outside the scope of an ordinary game of Magic.

Pippa, Duchess of Dice 2 Legendary Creature Human Noble 2 SM: Roll 3 six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness eac
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Like turning all of your dice into a living army, as this new card does.

"Magic is on a spectrum," Rosewater recently explained to Cracked. "On one side, there's serious competitive play. On the other side, there's more of a social-casual-having-a-good-time. Magic does a lot to reinforce competitive play, so I wanted to make sure the Un-sets are a poster child for the other side of the spectrum. Win or lose, you're going to have a good time."

"We've never reprinted any silver-border product ever. Unsanctioned is a really good sampler of silver-bordered Magic; it's a reward for all the Un-fans out there, and an introduction for new players. You just take two half-decks, mix them together, and play. This is a walkthrough of the best stuff that the Un-sets have to offer."

Rosewater was generous enough to go over the design process of the new cards, many of which were designed with Magic's popular Commander format in mind:

Stet. Draconic Proofreader Legendary Creature - Dragon Bureaucrat Flying Whenever Stet, Draconic Proofreader attacks, you may exile a card from your g
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Mark Rosewater on Stet, Draconic Proofreader: "For Unsanctioned, we made a cycle of enemy-color legendary creatures that are in one color and have the activated ability of another color, so we knew we needed a red card with a white activated ability. I kind of wanted the card to be a dragon, so I said to my team, 'Here's what I want: I want a dragon doing a job you'd never think a dragon would do. What could we have a dragon do that is the most un-dragon thing ever?" And so we came up with an idea of it being a proofreader! 'Stet' is an editing term, so there's lots of editing humor in this one."

Alexander Clamilton 2 Legendary Creature - Clamfolk Advisor Rebel Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is toordy if it has four or mor2 l
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Alexander Clamilton: "The clamfolk first showed up in Unglued. Magic does this thing where we anthropomorphize animals and make a humanoid version of the animal. So I thought, what is the silliest animal we can do this with? Magic does cats and elephants and all sorts of stuff, so I came up with clams -- we had Clam-I-Am, Clam Session, a lot of clam puns. For Unsanctioned, we needed a legendary blue creature with a red activated ability, so I said, 'Let's make it a clamfolk, so give me the best clam name you can give me.' Chris Mooney, who was one of the finalists for The Great Designer Search, came up with Alexander Clamilton, and I thought that was amazing. So we had to design Alexander Clamilton! He cares about wordy spells, because Alexander Hamilton was a writer, but he also duels!"

Acornelia. Fashionable Filcher 3 Legendary Creature Squirrel Whenever you cast 3 spell with a squirrel in its art, you get (an acorn counter). Wheneve
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ACORN STASH Place your acorn counters in this area. onooA T k o 0 Teands of the Cnnt UNDEN
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Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher: "What happened was, early in my Magic career, during Mirage block, I was entertained by the idea of getting squirrels into Magic. There's a card called Waiting in the Weeds that was supposed to have squirrels in it, and then the artist just drew cats and we had to change it. During the Odyssey block, I just put a lot of squirrels in. The brand team said, 'Squirrels are too silly, Magic needs to be more serious than that,' and so they kicked squirrels out of Magic. So I said, 'If they're too silly for black-bordered Magic, I'm going to put them in silver-bordered Magic.' The whole point of Un-sets is that there's things we won't do in regular sets, and I know players like squirrels! Players have been asking for a squirrel commander forever, and so finally we deliver with Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher."

Infernius Spawnington III. Esq. 10 OU SON Creature - Demo Beas Grandchild 1551 77T Flying, first strike, trample, haste This spell costs 3 less to cas
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Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.: "Unglued had a card called Infernal Spawn of Evil. How that came about was that the artist, Ron Spencer, was turning in a sketch for the art director to sign off on, and instead of handing in a sketch of some scary creature, he turned in a picture of a little mouse with hot cocoa to make the art director laugh. We had it posted up at work, and when we were making Unglued, I said, "We're using that art!" And in Unhinged, we had Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil, which was Infernal Spawn of Evil with his son, two generations of Infernal Spawn of Evil. So now we have three generations of Infernal Spawn of Evil -- each art references the art before it, it's super cute. The original Spawn of Evil, he's now a grandpa! It's not often in Magic that we get to do running jokes over time, and this one paid off well."

B.O.B. Be of Beebles) Legendary Planeswalker- B.O.B. As BOR (Bevy of Becbles) enters ube battlefield. create four 1/1 blue Beeble crearure tokens The
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BEEBLE Token Creature - Beeble J 1/1 001/004 T UNDE T MIBCOLA A 3h TYt ot the Ceasr
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B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles): "I knew when we were going to do Unsanctioned that I wanted to another planeswalker, but one of the rules is I don't want to do something black-bordered Magic would do. So I came up with a lot of crazy ideas and I went to our franchise team and said, 'Here are a lot of wacky, out-there ideas, which one of these might you do?' And there was some stuff that they would do, I was surprised! But for the Beebles, they said, 'No, we are not doing a collective of Beebles, that is all yours.'"

And here were a few other hodgepodge questions Cracked tossed Mark's way:

Can you give us any sort of details on the upcoming Magic Netflix series?

Mark Rosewater: People will throttle me if I actually give you details, but I can say this: I'm about a fan of Magic as there can be. I have a lot of emotional investment in this existing and being good. We have a top-notch team working on this. Literally, directed the highest-grossing movie of all time, and their next project is working with us! I think the audience is just going to adore it. I think it's something that'll bring people who don't know Magic to Magic, which is really exciting.

Surgeon Generat Commander 3 TODAY 1 FEEL... Legendary Creature - Wombat Bat Chameleon Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control,
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Spoiler alert: this new card will not appear on the show. (Uh, we think.)

Back in the 1990s, we saw cards like Demonic Tutor and Unholy Strength lean heavily into Satanic imagery. It was all so heavy metal. Will Satanism ever come back to Magic?

Mark Rosewater: One of the things that we really lean into is creating our own mythology. Early Magic really leaned into existing real-world mythologies like The Arabian Nights and Frankenstein's Monster. These days, we have an amazing creative team building our world, and we're really more excited to build our own things. And even when we do existing mythologies, we do our take on, say, Greek mythologies. We like to put the Magic stamp on things.

Boomstacker 2 Creature Goblin Artificer As Boomstacker enters the battlefield and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice ntist be
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As the new card Boomstacker proves, combustible goblins will always be fair game.

Speaking of the 90s, Magic has been going strong for the past 27 years. To what you would ascribe the game's longevity?

Mark Rosewater: I think there are a lot of answers, but my guess is that the game puts so much power in the hands of the player to pick what they want the game to be. I've given talks at the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco, and I realized most game designers play Magic. And I thought, 'Why is that?' It's the first game you've probably played that really let you be a game designer. That's something really special about Magic -- you have so much control about what the game is. One thing I stress all the time is that Magic isn't even one game; really what it is is a whole bunch of games connected by a shared rule set and card set. It allows you so many different ways and so many different expressions on how to enjoy yourself. That's why Magic is Magic.

So once again, players can find Unsanctioned all across the land on February 29, 2020 (just in time for Leap Day). A big thank you to Mark for chatting with us and to Wizards of Coast for letting us unveil these snazzy new cards, and remember to support your friendly neighborhood game store. (And shout out to my local shop, the always great Twenty Sided Store in Brooklyn, New York.)

You can find the full deck lists for Unsanctioned below -- new cards are bolded. Also, each Unsanctioned box set comes with 10 brand-new full-art lands (two of each basic land type, in foil and non-foil).

Flavor Judge Creature Bird Advisor * Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the st
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Abstract Iguanart 1 Creature - Art Lizard Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted,
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Bat- SuG Creature - Bat Flying At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 life or mnore this turn, Augment 1 (1, Reveal this card from y
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Spirit of the Season Creature Treefolk Spirit When Spirit of the Season enters the battlefield. it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on
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Strutting Turkey 3 Host Creature Bird When this ereatura enter the battlefield, exile target with creature card converted mana cot 2 or less from your
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Rings a Bell 2 Enchantment As Rings Bell 3 enters the battlefield, choose 3 word with four or more letters. After you say the chosen word for the firs
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Underdome Land sve s: Add . S: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay silver-bordered costs. In that battleground of a ring, the rues
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Timmy, Power Gamer Legendary Creature Human Gamer SHS 4: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Just wait till I get my Gig
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Flavor Judge

Frankie Peanuts

Look at Me, I'm R&D

Look at Me, I'm the DCI

Staying Power

Sword of Dungeons and Dragons

Syr Cadian, Knight Owl






Knight of the Hokey Pokey

Old Guard


Paper Tiger



Plains x 12 (new art)

Plains 088/09A L kO 3020 Teands ofthe Coaut UNDEN ADM Pure
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Plains Basic Land Plains e asoea L o 3300 sandseat the Coant UNDEN SAM Buury
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Alexander Clamilton

Avatar of Me

B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)

Chicken a la King

Johnny, Combo Player

Richard Garfield, Ph.D.

Water Gun Balloon Game

Carnivorous Death-Parrot


Common Courtesy

Magic Word


Rings a Bell

Rock Lobster

Time Out

Topsy Turvy

Wall of Fortune


Island x 12 (new art)

Island 1OA L kO 30dof the Cout UNDEN ADM Pure
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Island Basic Land Island sr. 089/026 L 403N sandseaf the Coant UNDEN MOHN ANON
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Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher

Enter the Dungeon

Infernal Spawn of Evil

Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil

Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.



Booster Tutor



Hoisted Hireling


Jumbo Imp


Skull Saucer

Snickering Squirrel



Swamp x 12 (new art)

Swamp. 03/04 L kO 0dof the Cnnt UNDEN ADAM Poure
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Swamp Basic Land Swamp J&e 091/094 L o 3300 Tands the Cnt UND MIKE BK
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Blast from the Past


Infinity Elemental

Pointy Finger of Doom

Stet, Draconic Proofreader

Strategy, Schmategy

Yet Another Aether Vortex

Abstract Iguanart


Goblin Haberdasher

Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Goblin Tutor

Krark's Other Thumb


Scissors Lizard

Six-y Beast

Super-Duper Death Ray


Mountain x 12 (new art)

Mountain 1ADA L k O 3300 TAads of the Cout UNDEN ADM Pure
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Mountain Basic Land Mountain E 01/04 L A o 3300 Waaard of the Coant UNDEN BoB ALEXANTOE
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Old Fogey

Pippa, Duchess of Dice

Squirrel Farm

Surgeon Commander

Timmy, Power Gamer (new art)

Who // What // When // Where // Why

Bronze Calendar

Elvish Impersonators

Entirely Normal Armchair

Free-Range Chicken

Growth Spurt

Half-Squirrel, Half-


Slaying Mantis

Spirit of the Season



Forest x 12 (new art)

Forest 06/04 L kO 3300 TAeands of the Cout UNDEN ADM Poure
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Forest Basic Land Forest Jy 06/094 L k o 3300 WAands o the Coant UNDEN MAEK noL
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Cyriaque Lamar is the Managing Editor of Cracked. He is on Twitter.


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