Cracked Archive - News

Why Our Beef With North Korea Is Mostly Theatrics

Trump is showman, and North Korea has a long history of saying they're going to nuke whoever looks at them funny.


Here Are 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (5/7/17)

At no cost whatsoever, we are providing these completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk.


How History's Villains Always Get Their Comeuppance

Dear Kay Ivey: The internet never forgets.


The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/9/17)

The news outlets are the Tamagotchis of the new millennium.


6 Underreported Reasons Why The NY Times Totally Sucks

Not to sound like Trump, but there are actually several reasons to harbor a strong dislike for the 'NYT.'


A 10th Grader Explains The Civil War To Donald Trump

I feel like Lincoln was bad at his job. Couldn't he have just, like, given the South a Pepsi?


A Zero B.S. Guide To American Healthcare

Why the hell is it so difficult to make major changes to the healthcare system in America?


10 Killer Facts For Your Edification

At no cost whatsoever, here are some completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk.


Why The Fyre Festival Attendees Should've Seen It Coming

What music fan with $12,000 to spare wouldn't jump at the chance to drop that on a chance to see Ja Rule? Ja Rule!


5 Deeply Embarrassing Things The News Keeps Doing

Our ability to share massive amounts of information also means we can share massive amounts of garbage.


How Do You Make A Public Apology? Not Like This

Hey, Jesse Watters. Blowjob mic guy. Can I call you Blowjob Mike? Cool.


The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/2/17)

Some weeks it seems like the news media is deliberately punking you.


Simply Staggering Facts About The Opioid Epidemic

Pharmaceutical companies make Walter White look like an amateur.


6 Historical Hoaxes That Are Too Stupid Even For 2017

The concept of fake news isn't entirely fake.


The Terrifying Shortage Nobody Is Talking About

America is running out of poison.