Cracked Archive - News
I'm not some kind of fancy city lawyer, but if you can apply this law to a bumper sticker, what of truck nuts?
Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience.
We follow the news, so you don't have to.
As adorable as this video is, it's important to remember that gorilla body language doesn't always translate well to humans.
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Dogs need a lot of love, cuddles, food, and occasionally, for their owner to clean poop off their butt fur.
I'm offended by the implication that hardcore porn sites can't have political opinions.
You know what really triggers liberals? When you destroy your own expensive property.
Millennials don't deserve the rap they get.
Pepsi. Buddy. Sit down. We need to talk.
The news is like an oncoming train filled with clown cars.
Inappropriate Christmas music is bad for your mental health.
Barack Obama was dismissed from jury duty because, no duh.
It's a sad statement on the failures of our institutions that the police did not take this parrot's cries for help seriously.