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5 Laws From Other Countries (The USA Should Totally Steal)
America's pretty great, but by taking a few pages out of other countries' lawbooks, it could be even greater.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Jordan Breeding, James Freeth, S. Aslam, V.R. Craft
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257 This Is Maybe The Worst Legal Defense Ever Presented
'I am a person who is extremely knowledgeable about the law.'
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Shocking Stories Amazon Doesn't Want You To Know
Maybe you should feel a little guilty for ordering rush shipping for that Voltron body pillow.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Trump Properties He Doesn't Like To Talk About
Le'ts look back at a few of Trump's more underrated shenanigans.
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- By Adam Wears
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This Is Probably The Dumbest News Story of 2018
A conservative plot to frame Robert Mueller for sexual assault unraveled in minutes.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Behold, The Most Hilariously Brutal Political Ad of 2018
Richard Linklater is taking a break from making navel-gazing movies to go straight for the jugular.
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- By Cedric Voets
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America’s Worst Candy Is Saved By Its Second-Worst Candy
Necco Wafers are teaming up with America's other least-favorite confectionery.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business
The sugary beverage giant is considering putting some Mary Jane in their Coke.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts
Sometimes pundits have pasts more interesting and/or shadier than anything they're reporting.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)
There are some facts about America's gun culture that BOTH sides keep getting wrong.
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- By Chris Rio
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5 Crazy Trump White House Stories No One's Talking About
Behind-the-scenes, the White House resembles an episode of 'The Office' directed by Kafka.
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- By Adam Wears
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Verizon Cut A Fire Department's Data (During A Wildfire)
It takes courage, passion, and the Unlimited Data Plus Package to save lives.
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- By Cedric Voets
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San Francisco's Human Poop Crisis Has Reached New Levels
A special task force is being assembled to keep the city from drowning in human feces.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Bad News! Crocs Aren't Going Out Of Business
Fans panicked after the company announced its last manufacturing plants are closing, but unfortunately, Crocs will never die.
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- By Cedric Voets
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In Italy, Police Are Cracking Down On, Uh, Sand Theft
Heavy fines are being issued for stealing Sardinia's most prized possession: its beaches.
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- By Cedric Voets
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