Cracked Archive - News

Republicans Think Hillary Clinton Is A Literal Witch

Remember that time Ben Carson said Hillary Clinton was in cahoots with the devil?

By Pauli Poisuo
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July 30, 2016

8 Reasons My Therapist Wants Greg (And Can't Have Him)

Jane asks me a lot of questions about the boys I date ... especially Greg. And she's extremely disapproving. Like overly disapproving.

By Teresa Lee
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July 30, 2016

Why This Election Proves Politics Are About To Get Weird

By Robert Evans
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July 29, 2016

Opportunists Are Devouring Bernie Sanders' Legacy

By Robert Evans
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July 28, 2016

5 Reasons (Almost) Everyone Was Wrong About Trump

You jerks! I said this was going to happen.

By Adam Tod Brown
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July 28, 2016

The DNC Has More Protesters, Fewer Cops, And Less Violence

By Robert Evans
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July 27, 2016

Pictofacts

Staples Of Everyday Life (That Will Soon Be Obsolete)

Start hoarding now, folks.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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July 27, 2016

Bernie Sanders Just Realized He Might Get Trump Elected

By Robert Evans
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July 26, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/26)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces gone and the rest coated in sewage.

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By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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July 26, 2016

Why I Kept My Rape By A Priest A Secret (And Can't Anymore)

Our source was molested back in the '80s, and he never reported it to anyone outside of the Church. For 30 years, he's kept quiet. And then he spoke to us.

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By Robert Evans
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July 25, 2016

The 7 Dirtiest Tricks Politicians Use To Make You Like Them

Every election, politicians keep serving us up the same crap -- stuff that has nothing to do with their ability to lead.

By Kathy Benjamin
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July 23, 2016

The RNC Stayed Safe Because Of This Clown (Seriously)

A lot of folks deserve credit for keeping the RNC protests peaceful, but in my experience covering all four days, one man stood above the rest: Vermin Supreme.