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10 Strange, Commemorative Monolith Items That Now Apparently Exist

Have $7,495 burning a hole in your pocket? Try commissioning a custom 10-foot monolith, for, you know, strictly commemorative purposes ...

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By Carly Tennes

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December 29, 2020

Boston Dynamics' Robots Can Probably Destroy Us All -- In A Dance Battle

The A.I. apocalypse will now be a dance battle.

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By Carly Tennes

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December 29, 2020

5 Garbage Trends That We Need To Leave Behind In 2021

2021 needs to try harder ...

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By Zanandi Botes

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December 29, 2020

13 Movies, Science, And More Pieces Of Strangely Fascinating Trivia

Please enjoy content in this undoubtedly degenerate, yet certainly entertaining, electronic form.

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By Andrea Meno

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December 29, 2020

Why Are British Celebs Such Complete Jerks To Trans People?

Why do rich famous liberal Brits waste their time and reputations attacking trans people for idiotic reasons?

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By Mark Hill

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December 27, 2020

15 Countries Paying Their Workers More Than The US During COVID-19

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By Eli Yudin

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December 24, 2020

Home Depot's Twelve-Foot Skeletons Are Now Used As Christmas Decor

Our bony buddy is back! And more festive than ever.

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By Carly Tennes

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December 23, 2020

TikToker Dunks On Old Gasbag Morrissey With Teeny Bopper Dance to 'There is A Light That Never Goes Out'

TikTokers are coming at Morrissey -- one viral dance at a time.

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By Carly Tennes

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December 22, 2020

Twitter Adds Disclaimer That Joe Biden Won Fair and Square On POTUS's Tweets

It only took 46 days, an electoral college vote, and two (2) instances of 'Borat 2' star Rudy Giuliani allegedly farting in court, but here we are, I guess.

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By Carly Tennes

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December 21, 2020

4 Reasons We Can't Laugh Away Stupid Conspiracy Theories In 2021

Some conspiracy theories are nothing but cosplay to avoid thinking about actual problems in the world.

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By Mark Hill

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December 19, 2020

McDonald's To Serve Spam and Oreo Burger in China

Mmmmm, gelatinous canned meat and chocolate cookies ....

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By Carly Tennes

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December 18, 2020