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Freedom Sucks (And That's Why We Have To Defend It)
We are on some dangerous ground here.
- By David Wong
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- December 08, 2019
How The Future Will Cover Today's Scandals
A little polish here, a little whitewash there, and voila! Box office gold.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 06, 2019
Trump Fleeing After Being Mocked Is Objectively Funny
Winners don't get laughed at, duh!
- By Luis Prada
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- December 05, 2019
5 Boldly Moronic Schemes (That Somehow Worked)
You almost have to respect the level of planning it took to devise these foolproof capers.
- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Michael Battaglino, Christian Markle, W.H. Thomas
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- December 04, 2019
Apex Facts To Flex In Conversation
100 percent guaranteed to be facts.
- By Andres Diplotti
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- December 03, 2019
5 Surreal Coincidences In Recent News Stories
Who writes this stuff?
- By Ryan Menezes
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- December 01, 2019
Come Write For Cracked, Everybody! It Pays Money!
If you want to contribute and get paid for it, there a few ways to do so.
- By David Wong
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- November 28, 2019
6 Badass Children Who Stared Down Danger (And Won)
These kids would make most adults feel inadequate.
- By Christian Markle
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- November 26, 2019
5 Ways Trump Is, Unfortunately, A Genius
As the 2020 presidential election marches ever closer, the flood of daily Trump news we have to deal with will escalate into a tsunami.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 22, 2019
10 Cool Things That Are Finally Available On Streaming Sites
Disney and Apple's new streaming services have launched and seven or 8 new services are probably on the way.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- November 21, 2019
4 Underreported Dark Secrets Of Buying Stuff Online
These services still have a few glaring flaws that should really be addressed.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 15, 2019
Hey USA: I Live In Chile, And My Country Is Exploding
And it kinda, sorta, not really has to do with anime.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- November 07, 2019
Yo, Don't Act Like A POS Over The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich
Sadly, harassing fast food workers is never off the menu.
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 01, 2019
5 Chilling Disaster Scenarios Mankind Just Barely Avoided
Things could always be much, much worse.
- By Eirik Gumeny
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- November 01, 2019
Super Creepy Facts For A Super Creepy Time Of Year
Trick-or-treat, but for your brain.
- By Andres Diplotti
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- October 22, 2019
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