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Uh, Guys, We Need To Figure This School Stuff Out
The entire American education system is already subsisting on the handful of pennies and half a Snickers they found in their pocket.
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50 Trump Giving Friends Millions In Relief Is More Important Than Him Cheating On The SAT
Trump gave his friends and allies millions in relief money. Won't find that in the book.
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- By Luis Prada
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President Bolsonaro Of Brazil Tests Positive; Still Acts Like A D-Bag
It's poetic justice, but in the most meaningless of ways.
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- By Dan Duddy
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'ICE' Deporting Foreign Students Isn't Good For Anyone
Deporting students is literally going to make our country stupider.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Doing Your Laundry Is About To Get More Difficult
Covid-19 is causing us to run out of coins on top of everything else.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Ayn Rand Stans, Like Elon Musk, Sure Seem To Love Government Assistance
Atlas Mooched
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- By Cedric Voets
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Supreme Court Ruling Didn’t Fix Electoral College's Largest Problem: That It Exists
Like most of America, it's origin story is full of racism.
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- By Luis Prada
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Who Exactly Is Jeffrey Epstein's Friend Ghislaine Maxwell?
The worst person in the world was part of a duo.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Police Social Media Accounts Are Full Of Hate
If you weren't sure how police really feel, this is how they feel.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Weird Problems Popping Up Because Of All This
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- By Andrea Meno
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Cars Hitting Protesters Is Now Too Disgustingly Common
Protesters are not to be treated like NPCs in 'Gran Theft Auto.'
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Misunderstood Terms That Needlessly Freak Everyone Out
Once again, it's time for us to bravely point out everybody is saying everything incorrectly.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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YouTube, Twitch, And Reddit Ban Far-Right Lunatics Several Years Too Late
We'll miss Trump's 'League of Legends' streams the most.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Bumbling Bosses Who Lost Everything
No matter how successful you become, you might suddenly embarrass yourself and lose everything.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Huge Companies Are Pulling Facebook Ads; They’ll Just Come Crawling Back
Who doesn't want to sell their products to proud racists and conspiracy nuts?
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- By Luis Prada
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