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'Birds Of Prey' Got A Title Change Because Moviegoers Are Apparently Idiots

Our collective attention spans couldn't make it past 'Fantabulous.'


6 Sleazy Tactics Tech Companies Use To Get Ahead

Plenty of tech giants have been punished for their scams by ... uh ... getting even richer.


At What Point Does A 'Firework' Constitute A Bomb?

Colorful boom-booms are a sight to behold, but we kinda worry about the untrained copycat fireworks enthusiast.


A Brief History Of Why America's Healthcare System Sucks

Isn't it kind of weird that your boss can decide whether you die of cancer?


Harmless Hobbies That Are Being Rocked By Controversy

Some things that appear fun and wacky have dark secrets at their core.


Netflix Is Finally Letting Us Disable Autoplaying Trailers, But Why?

Listening to your customers? Why would anyone do that?


Our Long National Nightmare Is Over As Dunkaroos Are Back

Ignore the cookies. Suck the cream.


Popeyes Is Selling Clothing Now (And It's Kinda Rad?)

High-end fashion coming from high-end chickenistas


The World's Worst Cat Has Been Adopted, Proving We All Deserve Love

No matter what a nightmare you are, someone will love you.


The Government Is Coming For Your Alternative Milks

Virginia is for lovers (and militant views on what is and isn't 'milk')


Elon Musk's New EDM Single Is, Thankfully, Terrible

Much to everyone's relief, it turns out Elon Musk is not a musical comedy genius.


Little-Known, Infuriating Truths About Applying To College

The application process is only getting worse.


Horror Movie-Type Stuff (That Really Happened)

Stand down, Hollywood. We can skip these harrowing stories.