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Most Badass Monkey Fighters In Japan Are Three Elderly Women
The 'Monkey Busters,' as the women call themselves, are ready.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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27 Somehow We Still Don't Know Who 'The LAX Jetpack Person' Is
Blink twice if it’s aliens, the FBI.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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White College Professor Caught Pretending To Be Black. (Again.)
We've got Rachel Dolezal 2.0. Please don't give us a 3.0.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Right When Most Needed, Taco Bell's Removing Menu Items
RIP Mexican Pizza. You will be missed.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Ways Dumb Conspiracies Suck In Normal People
If you're going to get people's attention, you need to lean into the stupid.
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- By Jason Pargin
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Trump Is Now Encouraging Supporters To Test Voter Fraud By Voting Twice
It's a weird message coming from the guy who supposedly hates voter fraud.
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- By Dan Duddy
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So Amazon's Looking To Hire A Union Buster Now?
Requires a B.A. in Snitching or equivalent degree.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Is The New York Times' Reporter's Book Trash Journalism?
The 'New York Times' is probably still trash.
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- By Dan Duddy
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It's Not Just The Mail; The Census Seems To Be Getting Buried Too
This isn't just a survey for data geeks. Census data determines money in your pocket.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The (Dumb) Connection Between The Fyre Festival And The Election
Sometimes, discussing modern politics can sound like you're having a very specific seizure.
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Dark Realities Of How Adult Entertainment Operates In 2020
Everything on the internet is monopoly, including the sites nobody admits to visiting.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Who Got The Ball Rolling On QAnon?
We know who helped QAnon catch on, but it doesn't make us feel any smarter.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Wait, The Post Office Can Arrest People?
Steve Bannon, you rascal!
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- By Dan Duddy
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Sure Weirdly Coincidental Putin Critics Keep Getting Poisoned
It looks like someone came down with a deadly case of political opposition.
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- By Dan Duddy
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