15 Facts About Rodents, Toilet Paper, and The Casserole Hanging Above France
"I can't do it! I just can't!" they said to each other in despair as more and more creatures came at them. The woman turned around, her back toward the man. She grabbed hold of his hand. He held on with all he had. "Please don't let me go," she pleaded.
"You know I wouldn't."
"Yeah, but... I hate myself for doing this..."
The two looked up at each other as the monsters approached, and in that moment they knew that nothing was more important to them than holding one another's hand. They closed their eyes tightly so as not to see the approaching beasts. It seemed they could hear faint human voices.
The two began reciting a mantra that always calmed them so far. It never failed to deliver, and they hoped it would not do so now, in their hour of desperate need. It was a list of fifteen facts that went: