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Don't Push Your Friends Into Angry Bears, Warns National Park Service
It's a grisly warning, but someone's gotta make it.
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17 Wyoming Senator: 'I Want To Make Joe Biden A One-Half-Term President'
Third senate impeachment trial in recent history is the charm?
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- By Carly Tennes
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'New York Times' Wants You To Stop Chilling With Your Loser Friends
Reinvigorate your 2021 social life by becoming a low-grade sociopath.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Study: 25 Rainbow-Touting Companies Allegedly Donated $10 Million To Anti-LGBTQAI+ Lawmakers
Rainbow capitalism, folks!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Mama Duck Leads Ducklings on Bagel Adventure In NYC
You've heard of Pizza Rat, but are you ready for Bagel Duck?
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Cops Allegedly Detain Fast Food Workers For Not Giving Them Free Burgers
Well, I guess that's one way to get arrested ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Reminder: Baha Men Banger 'Who Let The Dogs Out' Is A Secret Feminist Banger
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7 Weird Details About That 'Mummy Cult' In The News
"Cult" is not a word to be thrown around lightly, but Love Has Won definitely checks off all of the boxes.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Lorde's New Single 'Solar Power' Was Likely Inspired By Larry David's Vacation Home
Lorde Your Enthusiasm?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Ding-Dong Central Revs Up Over A Cicada On Biden's Shoulder
(cicada) screams internally.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Velma Is East Asian In Mindy Kaling's New Scooby-Doo Spinoff, And Racists Are Being Crybabies About It
Ugh.
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- By Carly Tennes
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How Scientology Allegedly Tried To Take Over A City In Florida
Oh dear Xenu.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Attorney General Garland Says Investigating How ProPublica Obtained Billionaire Tax Data Is 'At The Top Of My List'
Priorities!
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- By Carly Tennes
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At Least 13 Indonesian McDonalds Locations Forced To Shutter Due To Popularity of BTS Meal
Fans may have a little too much love for the Boy(s) With Luv.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Texas Rep. Asks If Government Agencies Can Change The Orbit of The Earth, The Moon, To Solve Climate Change
Uhhhhh, I don't think that's how that works.
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