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5 Hilarious Ways Drones Are Doing Good (Seriously)
See? Sometimes drones can be good.
- By Kelly Stone
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- March 01, 2020
Costco Food Courts Go Behind A Paywall March 16th: So Long Cheap Hotdogs, Non-Members
There's a lot of great memories attached to the Costco food court, and that's all about to go behind a paywall.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 26, 2020
IKEA Is Producing Weird Audio Porn Now
Slam your genitals in as many consenting drawers as you want, but don't pretend it's making them cleaner.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- February 26, 2020
The 5 Most Garbage Democrats In Congress
Just look at these asses.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 26, 2020
If Your Significant Other Needs A McDonald's Scented Candle, Now's The Time
To those about to beef: We salute you.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- February 21, 2020
An Announcement From Jason 'David Wong' Pargin (He Does Not Die At The End)
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
- By David Wong
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- February 20, 2020
Burger King Is Embracing Mold Now
There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 19, 2020
Please, For The Love Of God, Don't Take Financial Advice From Jake Paul
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- February 19, 2020
The Boy Scouts Of America Runs Out Of Pedophile Funds, Declares Bankruptcy
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 19, 2020
5 Monopolies That Hate The Average American
(Fixed rate) power to the people!
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 18, 2020
Real, Weirdo Video Games Starring The 2020 Presidential Candidates
Time to drop into gaming's deepest, lamest, weirdest corners.
- By Jordan Breeding
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- February 16, 2020
Love Can Be Scary And Confusing ... Just Like A Valentine Clown
What is love if not playing cruel tricks on your beloved and laughing when they pee?
- By Amanda Mannen
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- February 14, 2020
Daniel The Golden Retriever Deserved Better At Westminster
How can we have a 'best dog,' really?
- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 13, 2020
'Birds Of Prey' Got A Title Change Because Moviegoers Are Apparently Idiots
Our collective attention spans couldn't make it past 'Fantabulous.'
- By Amanda Mannen
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- February 12, 2020
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