Cracked Archive - News

Garfield-Themed Restaurant Exists, Is Having A Hard Time

The future of the Garfield-shaped food industry is in peril.

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A Michigan Dam Burst, Can We Finally Tackle Infrastructure Now?

How many once-in-a-century problems does it take before we do something?

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To Encourage Folks to Bone, Trojan Released a ... Cookbook?

It’s like a horror movie in which you’ve been kidnapped and forced to do nothing but bake and bang.

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Hey, Starbucks, We Branded Your New Drink For You

Starbuck's rampant promotion of new drinks around any type event is so exploitative and transparent that it has become amusing.

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That New Hillary Clinton Alternate Reality Novel Sucks

It's like if the DNC wrote 'The Butterfly Effect.'

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The List Of Big Companies Getting Clobbered During This Keeps Growing

Just because a business is non-essential doesn't mean it didn't matter.

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Pictofacts

Important (Or Hilarious) News Stories That Got Buried

It's pretty easy to completely miss important stuff, right now.

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Trump Taking Poison Is Like Shakespeare Gone Bad

This is the type of story our grandkids won't believe the same way we don't believe Paul Bunyan was real.

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Incel-Motivated Murder Is Now Officially Terrorism

It's time to call a spade a spade.

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'Rodham' Book Takes Us Where Nobody Wants To Go

It's generally a bad idea to write a sexy story about someone who could read it.

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The Virus Can Do A Lot More Than Kill You

It might seem obvious, but that doesn't mean the message has really sunk in.

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Stranded Cruise Ship Employees Are Living In A Horror Movie

The ships look like American Horror Story sets and nobody can get home.

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Current Impolite Behaviors That Need To Go

There are only 10, that's easy enough to remember.

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