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'Buffalo Head Guy' Reportedly Hasn't Eaten Since Capitol Attack Arrest, Citing Lack Of Organic Jail Food
'No red M&Ms' requests -- they're for insurgents, too!
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65 Some Douchecanoe Carved 'Trump' Into a Poor Manatee
Make America Great Again ... by mutilating vulnerable marine life?
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Sorry, Donnie! Parler May Be Down For Quite Some Time
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President Trump Gets Trolled On State Dept Website, Fingers Point To Angry Employee
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Satisfying! Insurgents Involved In Capitol Attack Face Repercussions
Damn, that's crazy. Alexa, play 'That's What You Get
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Creepy True Story Of Japan's Twitter Serial Killer
Even by true crime standards, this story is dark.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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BREAKING: President Trump Is Now Permanently Banned From Twitter
It only took 1449 days ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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TikTok Teens Hope Capitol Attack Serves As A Wake Up Call To Congress To Act On School Shootings
Congressional Representatives, they're (now) just like TikTok teens!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Capitol-Sieging Yahoos Include Britney Spears' ex, Washed-Up Indie Boy
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Sorry, Twitter! 'Via Getty' Isn't The Name of Lectern-Stealing Rioter
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The Far-Right Siege of Congress -- As Told To The Tune of 'We Didn't Start The Fire'
We lit another fire ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Breaking: President Donald Trump's Actions Actually Have Dangerous Consequences
We can do better, America.
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Jon Ossoff Leads Georgia Runoff Race, Could Be America's First Anime Fan Senator
Moral of the story? Scour your Twitter before running for senate, folks!
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Underreported Stories Nobody Is Talking About
2020 garbage news we somehow overlooked ...
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- By Willie Muse
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Man Offended By A Piece of Cotton, The Internet Has a Field Day
*clutches pearls*
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- By Carly Tennes
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