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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/8)

The news media's primary motivation these days is clearly to drum up sales of emergency apocalypse supplies.

Authors: By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
Published: September 08, 2015

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17 People You Hate Who Did Surprisingly Noble Things

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 02, 2015

The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/1)

Authors: By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
Published: September 01, 2015

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The 28 Dumbest Things You Didn't Know Are Against The Law

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: August 26, 2015

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/25)

Staying on top of the news is like trying to follow the plot of Kevin Spacey's serial killer notebooks in 'Se7en.'

Authors: By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
Published: August 25, 2015

6 People Who Responded To Tragedies In The Most Soulless Way

When disaster strikes, there are plenty of ways you can respond without being a massive tool. But that's not what these heroes decided to do.

Authors: By Jason Iannone
Published: August 25, 2015

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The 23 Worst Overreactions To Marijuana

Now that more states are starting to legalize marijuana, a whole lot of propaganda and anti-weed legislation just looks downright insane.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: August 19, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/18)

Staying on top of current events is like trying to drink from a fire hose, only instead of a hydrant it's hooked up to a sewer line.

Authors: By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
Published: August 18, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/11)

The news reads like a very long PSA on why civilization was a bad idea.

Authors: By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
Published: August 11, 2015

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/4)

Staying on top of current events is like trying to keep an accurate count of the wolves who are currently chasing you through the woods.

Authors: By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
Published: August 04, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/28)

Judging from the news, the cabal of powerful people who secretly run the world have all dropped a shitload of acid recently.

Authors: By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
Published: July 28, 2015

5 Incredibly Positive Trends No One's Talking About

If you take a moment to stop actively focusing on the negative, it's easy to see that, despite our collective insistence to the contrary, the world as a whole is chugging along towards a better place.