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6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)
Remember: Mindless creatures that feed on human flesh shouldn't factor into your business plan, Ever.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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Why don't you...try it on for me [COMIC]
Th ... thanks.
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- By Space Avalanche
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- 134
If 'Eclipse' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
We sent Rod Hilton to check out the newest Twilight flick and summarize it for us. We hope you can forgive us someday, Rod.
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- By The Editing Room
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Dreams: Inception vs. Reality [CHART]
Some subtle differences between what the movie shows us and what most of us see when our brains shut down at night.
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- By BRWombat
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Evolution of the Public's Tolerance for Mel Gibson [CHART]
How he wore out the public's tolerance for complete jerk-offs
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- By Tim Babb
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- 318
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The 6 Saddest Attempts to Follow Up Pop Culture Classics
Just because you've created one masterpiece doesn't mean everything you touch is going to be gold.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- 413
Wonder Woman's Gritty Reboot: Explained [CHART]
Thanks for giving a shit, internet!
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- By Hans_Solo
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- 231
Ireland's Only Kung Fu Movie (Is The Worst Film Ever Made)
Fatal Deviation is an ancient curse on the Irish people, passed on by a few VHS tapes like cinematic herpes until DVD technology re-released it on the world in exactly the same way archaeological digs re-release angry mummies.
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- By Luke McKinney
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The Real Reason She's Making You Go See 'Eclipse' [GRAPH]
The reasons (both stated and unstated) you might find yourself in this unfortunate situation.
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- By Skinnymojo
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The Sadness of Toy Story Measured in Tears [CHART]
Stop it Pixar.
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- By Tim Babb
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6 Iconic Movie Leaders (Who Aren't Fit To Lead A Parade)
More often than not, the plan of straight-up kicking ass does not make you a great leader. Sending someone to bone your mom doesn't either.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories
We can understand watering down a story to make it child-appropriate, but Disney didn't have any business adapting these tales in the first place.
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- By Claire G.
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6 Reasons It's Time For Matthew McConaughey To Go Away
Why did Hollywood give so much influence to someone whose name can't ever be spelled correctly?
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- By Christina H
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5 Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
Those of us raised on the laws of Rambo and Red Dawn are totally boned.
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- By Robert Evans
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The 5 Most Impractical Aspects of Superhero Costumes
Rocket hand makes each of the costumes that she is hired to wear at conventions. The amount of time she's spent making and wearing super hero costumes has given her unique insight into parts of a costumed crime fighter's life that you might have taken for granted.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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