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5 Famous Songs That Mean The Opposite Of What You Think Most songs are about boning. Authors By Patrick Coyne Published July 02, 2018
6 Common Myths About Healthy Eating You Probably Believe The primary ingredient in most of these healthy superfoods is 100 percent organic, free-range B.S. Authors By Patrick Coyne, Alyssa Feller Published March 09, 2017
5 Famous Pop Culture Moments (That Never Happened) When it comes to pop culture memories we're basically all the guy from Memento. Authors By Patrick Coyne Published August 15, 2016
Unexplained Things That Only Happen In A Few Places On Earth Las Vegas is depressing its residents to death. Authors By Patrick Coyne Published June 21, 2016
How About We Explain (And Then Ruin) Your Favorite Songs? Scott Weiland is kind of a creepy dude. Authors By Patrick Coyne Published May 21, 2016
5 Origin Stories Of Famous Music That Are Shockingly Creepy The music industry is shadier than Slim. Authors By Patrick Coyne Published March 22, 2016
5 Hilarious Ways Women Got Revenge On Creepy Guys Never disregard the power of an angry mother. Authors By Patrick Coyne Published March 11, 2016
6 Popular 'Luxury' Products That Are Based On An Absurd Lie Beats sold four pairs of their Solos headphones every minute of 2013 thanks, in part, to their weight. Authors By Patrick Coyne Published December 14, 2015
5 Hilarious Attempts By Musicians To Stay On Top In 1994, an increasingly irrelevant MC Hammer had to change - so he chucked the MC from his name and any dignity/credibility he had with it. Authors By Patrick Coyne Published November 11, 2015
6 Famous Awards Way More Full Of S#!% Than You Think It turns out many of the most prestigious awards are a bunch of bunk. Authors By Patrick Coyne Published October 14, 2015
5 Beloved Kids Shows That Were Perverted Behind The Scenes When the cast and crew of children's TV start to unwind they tend to do it in ways that forever color our memories of our favorite cartoons and Nickelodeon game shows with the knowledge that nefarious boner jokes were lurking just off-screen. Authors By Patrick Coyne Published August 24, 2015
