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- Real Name:
- Patrick Coyne
- Member Since:
- January 26, 2009
About Me
Patrick Coyne is secretly two boys under a long trench coat, pretending to be one adult man. Please help.
5 Famous Songs That Mean The Opposite Of What You Think
Most songs are about boning.
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6 Common Myths About Healthy Eating You Probably Believe
The primary ingredient in most of these healthy superfoods is 100 percent organic, free-range B.S.
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- By Patrick Coyne, Alyssa Feller
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5 Famous Pop Culture Moments (That Never Happened)
When it comes to pop culture memories we're basically all the guy from Memento.
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Unexplained Things That Only Happen In A Few Places On Earth
Las Vegas is depressing its residents to death.
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How About We Explain (And Then Ruin) Your Favorite Songs?
Scott Weiland is kind of a creepy dude.
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5 Origin Stories Of Famous Music That Are Shockingly Creepy
The music industry is shadier than Slim.
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5 Hilarious Ways Women Got Revenge On Creepy Guys
Never disregard the power of an angry mother.
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6 Popular 'Luxury' Products That Are Based On An Absurd Lie
Beats sold four pairs of their Solos headphones every minute of 2013 thanks, in part, to their weight.
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5 Hilarious Attempts By Musicians To Stay On Top
In 1994, an increasingly irrelevant MC Hammer had to change - so he chucked the MC from his name and any dignity/credibility he had with it.
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6 Famous Awards Way More Full Of S#!% Than You Think
It turns out many of the most prestigious awards are a bunch of bunk.
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