And here's Jack Nicholson, apparently strolling around the set with several important bits flapping around in the breeze.

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All shirt and no pants make Jack a dull boy.

Presumably later, after Jack got himself decent, he grabs his ax and takes a few wild practice swings. A process which the crew has obviously learned to work around:

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"Aw, no, come on. That bed is a rental."

And that iconic blood-filled elevator? The one from your nightmares? Well it looks a lot less terrifying and a lot more tedious when you see the poor crew who had to mop it up afterwards:

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"Okay, someone go buy a shitload of tampons."

And those creepy, probably evil twins? Yeah, they're here too, and they ...

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*shudder*

... they still look pretty creepy. Look at those smiles. They look like they've come from ritualistically slaughtering a calf at the craft services table.

Even in full movie monster regalia, Godzilla is quite a bit less scary when you see how well-mannered he is. Shaking hands:

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Being a multi-ton, rampaging super predator doesn't preclude courtesy.

Escorting a lady:

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"Go ahead, let them stare. They'll never understand our love."

And being discreetly affectionate on a date:

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And you thought beards were scratchy.

Well how about that. In real life, Godzilla was less a monster and more a carefree, fun-loving lizard guy.

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See, she looks only the tiniest bit horrified.

Here's one getting dressed for a wedding.

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Maybe tennis.

Not all of them were that stylish, though. Check out the bitchin' sleeveless shirt on this Pteranodon:

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"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can dress like a slob, Gary."

During filming, the dinosaurs had to be serviced from time to time, which led to even more absurdity.

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"Come on, man. We talked about this."

Or this guy, disinterestedly watching a dinosaur face-hump a woman, like he sees this a couple times a day.

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Technically a hostile work environment, but the HR rep was eaten a day earlier, so now everyone simply puts up with it.

OK, but that's a smile and a cigarette and a tense child. That's not that lighthearted. Well check out this, which is either an extremely well-timed photobomb or a promo shot for a legal thriller about high-stakes criminal lawyers whose only glimmer of happiness comes from the antics of paralegal Sunny the Clown.

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Many episodes hinge on a magic trick or well-crafted balloon animal.

Pan's Labyrinth was a creepy movie filled with creepy creatures, but the absolute creepiest had to be the Pale Man. He was ghostly and thin and had freaking eyes in his hands -- a fever dream come to life.

He's also utterly adorable:

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Like a big 'ol fleshy teddy bear.

Having made a living almost exclusively playing nightmare-inducing thin men, legendary monster movie actor Doug Jones seems right at home as the skin sack of doom. Here he is sashaying down the hallway.

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"Talk to the hand ... because my eye is there, it's just polite."

And here he is hamming it up with his makeup team.

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"OMG guys! I feel 10 years younger!"

And here's him and his six roommates navigating their way through life in the big city, dealing with jobs and breakups, and even learning a little bit about themselves.

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Not a real show, but it should be.

So if we take it for a given that he's a remorseless butcher, it's a little jarring to see that in reality, he was little more than an oaf with a penchant for cheating at gin rummy.

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Note the poorly concealed card in that Phil Spector 'do.

Somehow even less menacingly, Leatherface may have had an undiagnosed inner ear problem, as evidenced by this outtake.

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He's surprisingly unstable, given his Weeble-Wobble body shape.

Thanks to what we're guessing is "movie magic" he somehow survived falling on a chainsaw. Still, that probably isn't the most terrifying thing you've seen today, we imagine. Unless you're a first aid attendant.

And then there's this photo, taken in the most '70s room in existence, in which we see the cast and crew gathered to listen to a motley band of flare-legged slashers all wearing Michael Myers masks:

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These days, the most terrifying things in this room are the lapels.

Or wearing these neon shades:

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If you're doomed to endlessly walk the earth, you'll want to take care of your eyes.

And then there's the show's cast and crew, who can't keep their grubby hands off the poor undead:

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The undead can't give consent, Daryl.

Or lips:

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A great way to get a cold sore.

To be fair, there aren't many warm bodies left in the show's universe, and the zombie women are better-written than at least half the female characters. So this may be the show's creators trying to get out in front of the inevitable zombie/human slashfic by turning the show into a zomromcom.

We'd watch it.

Carolyn almost exclusively watches horror movies, and is the owner of a quite scary Twitter account.

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