No, we're talking about photos like this:
Yes, this is a MySpace photo.
Be honest: Whatever your gender or inclination, if that man started talking to you about chemtrails at the gym, you'd just nod and let him do it so you can admire his pecs. Note that even when he's pumping some serious iron, Jones never once drops his rant face:
Jet fuel can melt our hearts.
For the love of God, never stop eating those big chili lunches, Alex Jones. The moment you're hot again, our world is doomed.