Cracked Archive - Celebrities
The 5 Most Desperate Attempts By Celebrities To Stay Famous
Some forgotten celebrities refuse to take it lying down.
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- By Peter I. Santiago, Sarah Philip
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How These 29 Celebs Lost You As A Fan, Forever
Is anyone capable of living up to our expectations?
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 623
29 Celebrity Name Change Backstories
There’s way more behind celebrity names than just union rules.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 126
And Now, Nicolas Cage Singing 'Purple Rain'
You've waited your entire life for this moment.
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- By Luis Prada
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Kanye West Went To Coachella, Sold Overpriced Church Shirts
There is truly no better way to honor Jesus.
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- By Luis Prada
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- 30
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19 Celebs Who Are Completely Different In Private
What's the opposite of typecasting? Whatever it is, this is that.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 178
5 Pre-Fame Celebrity Stories You've Never Heard Before
Being a celebrity is all about managing your image.
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- By Adam Wears
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Tom Hiddleston's Chinese Vitamin Ad Is Deranged Art
The Loki actor is throwing some low-key serial killer vibes in this creepy ad.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Unexpected Ways Your Favorite Celebs Geek Out
Get ready to feel better about your comic book collection.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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And Now, Dr. Dre On The College Admission Scandal
His daughter got in due to good grades (please ignore the $70 million donation).
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- By Luis Prada
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The 5 Most Embarrassing Relatives Of Famous People
There's some rotten apples dangling off some very TMZ-friendly trees.
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- By E. Reid Ross, James Kinneen, Markos Hasiotis, Aquiles Cacho, Marvin Bea
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6 Stories That Prove Instagram Influencers Are The Worst
Instagram influencers are often absurd.
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- By Mark Hill
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15 Absurdly Over-The-Top Celebrity Parties
There’s no party like an overprivileged one.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 104
21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Try any of these tactics on your potential Valentine. We dare you.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 270
5 Famous People And Their Wacky Hobbies You Never Knew About
Most celebrities are probably people, too.
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- By Adam Wears
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