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By now you're probably convinced that famous people live in some sort of pocket universe where common social rules don't apply. And that's especially true when it comes to dating and relationships. Celebrity dating techniques range from baffling to openly hilarious. This, in a world where literally all they'd need to say is, "Hi, I'm Chris Pratt."

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