And of course, Chester loves to say the N-word. A lot. In his lyrics, on Twitter ... he probably says it when he's making himself a sandwich. When confronted, he has clapped back by asserting, "I do say the n word in real life amongst my black friends," which might be the whitest thing anyone has ever said without spluttering it through a mouthful of oysters at the raw bar of the local yacht club. Chester continued by qualifying that he has "no disrespect to the struggle of black ppl during the civil rights movement but it's 2015 now" -- which, as we all remember, was the year zombie Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. rose from the grave and declared that white people could now say the N-word as much as they like.
Since then, Chester has turned a corner, by which we mean his rap career has hit a dead end. Having reflected, he now feels bad for his behavior and blames it on his prodigious drug use. He attributes his recent sobriety to his parents, who were there for him "every step of the way." So at least he did one thing right with his life: He made Tom Hanks look even better.