15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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15 Absurdly Over-The-Top Celebrity Parties

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15 Absurdly Over-The-Top Celebrity Parties

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It's no secret that the rich and famous party their butts off. But there's "party your butt off" and then there's "party your butt off, pick it up, then do some rad tricks with it." Which is what celebrities do.

We asked readers to find us famous people who fall into the second category

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