Cracked Archive - Celebrities
5 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Nothing Like You Think
In some cases, real celebrity personalities actually contradicted the one thing they're now famous for.
- By Dennis Fulton
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- June 12, 2013
23 Things You'd REALLY Do if the World Was Ending Tomorrow
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 11, 2013
7 Reasons Child Stars Go Crazy (An Insider's Perspective)
I chose to start acting when I was 5. It was my decision, and my parents tried their hardest to discourage me.
- By Mara Wilson
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- May 28, 2013
5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers
Most celebrities are profoundly disappointing in real life. Not these guys.
- By Jacopo della Quercia , Patrick Dugan
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- May 27, 2013
5 Post-Apocalyptic Career Choices for Famous Zombie Killers
I decided I'd take a simple zombie-killing article and give it a twist: ranking my favorite zombie killers of all time, and then choosing proper careers for them in a post-apocalyptic world.
- By Gladstone
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- May 21, 2013
The 5 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling
One reason pro wrestling will probably stick around forever is that there are certain advantages to having everything scripted, such as making sure shocking underdog stories happen right on schedule, and celebrity guest appearances.
- By Andrei Cherascu
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- May 18, 2013
6 Reasons Good Bands Start to Suck: An Illustrated Guide
Is it fair to expect artists to never lose it? Why can't artists just be good forever?
- By Winston Rowntree
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- May 10, 2013
5 Heartwarming Stories to Restore Your Faith in Celebrities
We should stop every now and then and point out when celebrities do nice or even heroic things. Because it does happen.
- By Ricardo Rivera
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- April 22, 2013
18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense
Celebrity endorsed products are a good idea in theory, but the lack of self-awareness among corporations and their human mascots tends to screw things up pretty spectacularly. We asked our readers to show us the ads that such partnerships SHOULD be giving us.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 19, 2013
The 4 Most Weirdly Obnoxious Celebrity Fanbases
These are four celebrities whose fans I'm sure to avoid at parties and online.
- By Gladstone
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- April 16, 2013
The 8 Most Horribly Insulting Attempts to Honor the Dead
When you're trying to create a dignified memorial to some historic event, it's important to ask yourself, 'Is what I'm about to create actually ridiculous and/or insulting to everyone involved?'
- By Marcus O'Reilly, Scott Pearson
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- April 06, 2013
6 Famous People Who Eerily Predicted Their Own Deaths
Too bad they didn't get to say "I told you so!"
- By Stephen Milton
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- March 28, 2013
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