Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Famous Celebrities With Insane Family Backgrounds
Some roles actors take are crazy, but nothing compared to the berserk nuttiness of their own actual lives.
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6 Hilarious Failures Celebrities Want You to Forget
Everything we understand about the universe has now been thrown into question.
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- By Joe Oliveto, Robin Warder
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Where Aren't They Now? 16 Overlooked Deaths from 2013
Every year we like to stop and remember those whose passing didn't make headlines, despite the fact that each changed your life in some small way.
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5 Hilariously Bizarre Early Careers of Famous People
Before your favorite actors, musicians, and TV personalities got their big break, they had to work for a living just like the rest of us schlubs.
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- By Richie Ryan, Aaron Short
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5 Famous Actors Who Hate Their Most Iconic Roles
It turns out being a sex symbol isn't all it cracked up to be.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Ryan Menezes
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5 Celebrities You Didn't Know Ass-Kicked Their Way to Fame
The next time you see a celebrity walking down the red carpet surrounded by scary-looking guys in black suits, pay attention to those muscleheads: One of them could become the next big thing.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Ryan Menezes
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5 Pleasant Surprises About Famous People You Had All Wrong
PR is a helluva drug.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Javier Yepes
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5 Psychotic Marketing Stunts That Traumatized Their Audience
It's like the old advertising slogan says:
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- By Sara Ohlms, Sam Jackson
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The 5 Craziest Black Sheep from Famous Families
These outcasts generally expected no audience -- they were just doing 'their thing' because they really wanted to. And because they were crazy.
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- By Anita Serwacki
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5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
We forever remember Michael Richards for screaming racial slurs, and Charlie Sheen will always be a punchline, but the vast majority of the world has forgotten about these.
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- By Lachlan M., Javier Yepes
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6 Insane Reasons Formerly Famous People Dropped Off the Map
Not every Tinseltown career ends after being busted for having a cocaine-snorting contest with an aardvark. Sometimes, their lives take a somewhat unexpected turn.
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- By Robin Warder
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The 5 Most Hilarious Actor Meltdowns Behind Famous Movies
Hollywood meltdowns make Chernobyl look like routine procedure.
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- By Ricardo Rivera
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5 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Nothing Like You Think
In some cases, real celebrity personalities actually contradicted the one thing they're now famous for.
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- By Dennis Fulton
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5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers
Most celebrities are profoundly disappointing in real life. Not these guys.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Patrick Dugan
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The 5 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling
One reason pro wrestling will probably stick around forever is that there are certain advantages to having everything scripted, such as making sure shocking underdog stories happen right on schedule, and celebrity guest appearances.
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- By Andrei Cherascu
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