Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Nothing Like You Think

In some cases, real celebrity personalities actually contradicted the one thing they're now famous for.


7 Reasons Child Stars Go Crazy (An Insider's Perspective)

I chose to start acting when I was 5. It was my decision, and my parents tried their hardest to discourage me.


5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers

Most celebrities are profoundly disappointing in real life. Not these guys.


5 Post-Apocalyptic Career Choices for Famous Zombie Killers

I decided I'd take a simple zombie-killing article and give it a twist: ranking my favorite zombie killers of all time, and then choosing proper careers for them in a post-apocalyptic world.


The 5 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling

One reason pro wrestling will probably stick around forever is that there are certain advantages to having everything scripted, such as making sure shocking underdog stories happen right on schedule, and celebrity guest appearances.


6 Reasons Good Bands Start to Suck: An Illustrated Guide

Is it fair to expect artists to never lose it? Why can't artists just be good forever?


5 Heartwarming Stories to Restore Your Faith in Celebrities

We should stop every now and then and point out when celebrities do nice or even heroic things. Because it does happen.


18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

Celebrity endorsed products are a good idea in theory, but the lack of self-awareness among corporations and their human mascots tends to screw things up pretty spectacularly. We asked our readers to show us the ads that such partnerships SHOULD be giving us.


The 4 Most Weirdly Obnoxious Celebrity Fanbases

These are four celebrities whose fans I'm sure to avoid at parties and online.


The 8 Most Horribly Insulting Attempts to Honor the Dead

When you're trying to create a dignified memorial to some historic event, it's important to ask yourself, 'Is what I'm about to create actually ridiculous and/or insulting to everyone involved?'


6 Famous People Who Eerily Predicted Their Own Deaths

Too bad they didn't get to say "I told you so!"