Cracked Archive - Celebrities
13 Super Successful Celebs Who Overcame Tough Circumstances
Glenn Close survived growing up in a cult.
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- By Andrea Meno
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How Joe Rogan Went From Fairly Unknown Comic To Podcasting's Demi-God
Here’s the thing about Rogan’s comedy: it didn't have to change much when he jumped to podcasting.
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- By Matt Solomon
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11 Comedians Whose Risky Humor Got Them in Big-Time Trouble
The seven words you can’t say on television can get you arrested in Milwaukee.
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- By Matt Solomon
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'Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings' Proves Lil Nas X Survived Thanos's Snap
"I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride because I wasn't willed out of existence by an alien warlord," -- Lil Nas X, probably.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Mark Hamill Tweets 'Mark Hamill,' Breaks The Internet
Let's see if this works: Mark Hamill.
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- By Carly Tennes
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14 All-Star Quotes From The Big Banana Himself, Shaq
Shaq is many things. "Humble" is not one of them.
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- By Jesse
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33 Celebs That Desperately Need A Reality Check
Who would've thought celebs aren't the best at staying in touch with reality?
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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29 Celebrities Who Have Some Wildly Surprising Beliefs
Well, didn't see that one coming.
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Tony Hawk and Lil Nas X Prove They Have No Bad Blood After TikTok Skateboard Session
After all, blood is thicker than water -- or bloody skateboards and satanic sneakers.
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- By Carly Tennes
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John Cho Says He Took His 'Cowboy Bebop' Role 'Deadly Seriously,' Tore His ACL on Set
Ouch.
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- By Carly Tennes
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14 Celebrities Who Saved The Life Of A Normie
Oh, you’re “not a hero”? Sounds like something a hero would say.
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- By Jesse
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15 Celebs Who Got Arrested For Amazingly Dumb Things
Back in the day, Bill Murray used to be a big weed dealer.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Here's Why The Phrase 'Nah He Tweakin' Has Been Taking Over Your Instagram Feed
It all has to do with Lil Nas X, blood-filled shoes, blood-filled skateboards, and everyone's favorite 50-something white guy, Tony Hawk.
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- By Carly Tennes
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14 Startlingly Athletic Hollywood Actors
You expect me to believe that handsome people also have good bodies?
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- By Jesse
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