Cracked Archive - Celebrities

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23 Insane Things Your Favorite Celebrities Believe

Look, we expect our celebrities to come with a certain amount of insanity. But some seemed to have taken more helpings of crazy pills than other.

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5 Historical Figures You're Picturing Almost Exactly Wrong

The problem with our perception of history is that, over the years, the combined forces of Hollywood, gossip, and biased sources have come together to form an indestructible Voltron of ignorance.

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28 Celebrities With Amazing Secret Talents

Just how deep do some celebrities' talent go?

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4 Awful Truths the Smith Kids Interview Revealed (About Us)

Now that we've ingested and pooped out our best jokes on the greatest interview of the year, I'd like to step back a moment and remind everyone why kids like Willow and Jaden aren't so bad.

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Why Hating Lena Dunham Is Dumb (Even Though She's Wrong Too)

There's a lot of good reasons to dislike Lena Dunham, so make sure you pick an actually good reason.

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31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

Any great career can be reduced to a poem if given enough effort.

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The 4 Reasons Renee Zellweger's Face Actually Scares Us

On a day when the Canadian parliament was attacked by a terrorist, a serial killer confessed to killing at least seven women in Indiana, everyone was asking one thing: 'What happened to Renee Zellweger's face?'

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23 Things You Secretly Suspect About Famous People

Thanks to gossip sites, we have a fairly intimate knowledge of all of our favorite celebrities. However, there's always the unconfirmed stuff that we're pretty sure is true.

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What Today's Celebrities Will Be Doing 20 Years From Now

One of America's favorite pastimes is to predict what will happen to our favorite celebrities long after the limelight has faded.

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4 Insane (but Convincing) Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Think of the mind-numbingly awesome movies we might wind up with if Hollywood grew a pair and adapted some of the weirdest legends out there.

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What We REALLY Mean When We Talk About Leaked Pics

You can still probably find them by Googling 'Hello, I'm kind of a terrible person, give me something that does not legally belong to me as quickly as possible.'

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5 Celebrity Endorsements That Ruined the Product

Cool didn't even go to die in these ads, because cool wasn't allowed within 500 feet of the studio.

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5 Hilariously Insane Works of Art Made by Celebrities

It is damn near impossible to make any questionable comments about a work of art's inherent quality -- unless, of course, that artwork was made by radically out-of-touch celebrities.

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