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The 8 Greatest Eddie Murphy Movies of All Time
The 8 Greatest Eddie Murphy Movies of All Time

We asked some of your favorite Cracked writers to pick their favorite Eddie Murphy movie, and defend their picks in a sudden-death, no-holds-barred cage match of thoughtful, comedy enthusiasm.

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5 Celebrities Who Get More Hate Than They Deserve (Part 2)
5 Celebrities Who Get More Hate Than They Deserve (Part 2)

Without further ado, here are five celebrities who get way more hate than they deserve.

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12 Interchangeable Celebrities You Probably Get Confused
12 Interchangeable Celebrities You Probably Get Confused

Hollywood has a clone factory, and occasionally they screw up and let multiple clones out at the same time.

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The 6 Strangest Previous Careers of Famous Musicians
The 6 Strangest Previous Careers of Famous Musicians

Apparently, rock stars who actually had serious careers going before the whole music thing panned out, and some of them are rather mind-blowing.

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7 Celebrity Animals: Where Are They Now? (A Drunk Column)
7 Celebrity Animals: Where Are They Now? (A Drunk Column)

There's a good chance this will end with me throwing up on the carpet. So let's get started!

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The 12 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Self-Portraits
The 12 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Self-Portraits

The art of rendering one's own image on canvas is still going strong -- even in this era of the much more elegant iPhone mirror pic. As with everything else, celebrities do self-portraits better than us laypeople. Or at least they do them much, much weirder.

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Introducing Two Wealthy Young Celebrities You Will Soon Hate
Introducing Two Wealthy Young Celebrities You Will Soon Hate

The Brant brothers make the Kardashians look like they deserve to be famous.

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I Created Kristen Stewart: An Apology
I Created Kristen Stewart: An Apology

The year was 2002. A young Gary Busey was wowing us all in Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice, and some upstart Canadians called Nickelback were teaching us all how to rock again. And how to love. And your humble narrator? I was up to my nuts in Hollywood intrigue.

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5 Famous People Who Secretly Had Awesome Second Careers
5 Famous People Who Secretly Had Awesome Second Careers

Somewhere, there's an alternate reality completely different from ours, where the following people went with their first career choice (for better or worse).

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14 Photographs That Shatter Your Image of Famous People
14 Photographs That Shatter Your Image of Famous People

When you step out the door, you're playing a role. Whether you're a hippie, stock broker, police officer or biker, you dress the way the world expects you to dress, you act the way the world expects you to act. So you can imagine how much more intense this is for celebrities, whose very careers depend on managing a public image down to the molecule

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7 Things You Learn Breaking into P. Diddy's House
7 Things You Learn Breaking into P. Diddy's House

You can learn some valuable lessons about life, and more importantly about P. Diddy while pulling a Goldilocks on P Diddy's house.

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Trying to Stop the World's Greatest Monster: Mario Lopez
Trying to Stop the World's Greatest Monster: Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez exists. Mario Lopez is among us. Mario Lopez advances. Mario Lopez is a legitimately terrifying sociopath.

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TMZ's Bus Tour: The Creepiest View of America Money Can Buy
TMZ's Bus Tour: The Creepiest View of America Money Can Buy

For the modest price of $50 a person, TMZ permits you to idle in Los Angeles traffic, to see the stars themselves clustered like constellations and, if you are very lucky, to touch one right on the face as it eats from your hand.

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3 Celebrities You Idolize (And The 3 You Resemble Instead)
3 Celebrities You Idolize (And The 3 You Resemble Instead)

A lot of us don't measure up to our idols. Like the little league ballplayers who dream of being Derek Jeter but grow up to be high school gym teachers. Or the young mall-rat divas aspiring to be Christina Aguilera who end up performing on Carnival cruise lines. But what about people who are distinct successes, but still want to be some wholly othe

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