Cracked Archive - Celebrities
7 Famous People Whose Lives Sound Like An X-Files Episode
It turns out once you become a celebrity, government agents, ETs, and angry ghosts want to make your life total hell.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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110 8 Great Moments Of Total Insanity In Celebrity Interviews
WARNING: The following article contains debilitating amounts of douche-chills. Consult your physician before reading any further.
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- By Justin Crockett
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5 Famous People That Engaged In Shocking Violence
Emma Watson set a homeless guy on fire. OK, we made that up -- but the following stories are just as crazy and totally true.
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- By Michael Dawson , J.C Breen, Luke Miller
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5 Truly Breathtaking Moments In Celebrity Hypocrisy
And the best part? These people would be astounded to hear they're hypocrites.
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- By Robin Warder, Eamon Lahiri
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6 Famous People From History (And Their Totally WTF Hobbies)
Unsurprisingly, history's greatest visionaries' pastimes were often as eccentric and ahead of their time as they themselves were.
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- By Adam Wears
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4 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Secretly Terrible
We must occasionally remind ourselves that shiny hair and a chiseled jawline do not make a good person.
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- By Zachary Frey
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6 Celebrity Health Tips (That Will Destroy Your Life)
You're not really a celebrity unless you've got a super dubious hippie-dippy side hustle.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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5 Celebrity-Obsessed Weirdos (Who Happen To Be Celebrities)
Stalking is serious business -- and you never know who is involved in it.
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- By JM McNab
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7 Insane Dick Moves Committed By Famous Self-Help Gurus
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- By Justin Crockett
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7 Huge Acts Of Generosity By Celebrities You'd Least Expect
Celebrities have found some amazingly contrived ways to do their charity work.
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- By Justin Crockett
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4 Celebrities Who Downplayed Secretly Awesome Backstories
Sometimes when you look behind the scenes of a celebrity's life, you find nothing but the stuff legends are made of.
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- By Zachary Frey
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5 More Insane Celebrity Backstories You've Never Heard
Some celebrity's will never understand our ridiculous family issues. And then there are these people.
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- By Zachary Frey
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6 Famous Men Who Did Creepy Things To Women They Slept With
Famous people should invest more in NDA's.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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6 Brutal Dictators You Didn't Know Had Celebrity BFFs
If you find yourself getting booked to hang out with someone who's in between hearings at The Hague, it's time to fire your agent and/or hire an ethics tutor.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Famous People Who Survived S**t That Should've Killed Them
Famous people are like just like us: Sometimes life tries to kill them. However, some of them don't take kindly to that.
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- By Zachary Frey
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