Cracked Archive - Celebrities
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- November 12, 2012
Without further ado, here are five celebrities who get way more hate than they deserve.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- November 09, 2012
Hollywood has a clone factory, and occasionally they screw up and let multiple clones out at the same time.
- By Robert Brockway
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- September 20, 2012
Apparently, rock stars who actually had serious careers going before the whole music thing panned out, and some of them are rather mind-blowing.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- September 03, 2012
There's a good chance this will end with me throwing up on the carpet. So let's get started!
- By Soren Bowie
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- August 28, 2012
The art of rendering one's own image on canvas is still going strong -- even in this era of the much more elegant iPhone mirror pic. As with everything else, celebrities do self-portraits better than us laypeople. Or at least they do them much, much weirder.
- By Liana Maeby
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- August 25, 2012
The Brant brothers make the Kardashians look like they deserve to be famous.
- By Soren Bowie
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- August 14, 2012
The year was 2002. A young Gary Busey was wowing us all in Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice, and some upstart Canadians called Nickelback were teaching us all how to rock again. And how to love. And your humble narrator? I was up to my nuts in Hollywood intrigue.
- By Ian Fortey
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- July 28, 2012
Somewhere, there's an alternate reality completely different from ours, where the following people went with their first career choice (for better or worse).
- By Evan V. Symon
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- June 18, 2012
When you step out the door, you're playing a role. Whether you're a hippie, stock broker, police officer or biker, you dress the way the world expects you to dress, you act the way the world expects you to act. So you can imagine how much more intense this is for celebrities, whose very careers depend on managing a public image down to the molecule
- By Jason Pargin
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- May 08, 2012
You can learn some valuable lessons about life, and more importantly about P. Diddy while pulling a Goldilocks on P Diddy's house.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- April 18, 2012
Mario Lopez exists. Mario Lopez is among us. Mario Lopez advances. Mario Lopez is a legitimately terrifying sociopath.
- By Robert Brockway
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- April 11, 2012
For the modest price of $50 a person, TMZ permits you to idle in Los Angeles traffic, to see the stars themselves clustered like constellations and, if you are very lucky, to touch one right on the face as it eats from your hand.
- By Soren Bowie
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- March 26, 2012
A lot of us don't measure up to our idols. Like the little league ballplayers who dream of being Derek Jeter but grow up to be high school gym teachers. Or the young mall-rat divas aspiring to be Christina Aguilera who end up performing on Carnival cruise lines. But what about people who are distinct successes, but still want to be some wholly othe
- By Gladstone
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- February 05, 2012
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