If Zack isn't doing something heartlessly self-serving, he isn't breathing.
The next time you see a celebrity walking down the red carpet surrounded by scary-looking guys in black suits, pay attention to those muscleheads: One of them could become the next big thing.
Even if you're not like me, even if these images have no meaning for you, then at the very least, I have met my deadline, and isn't that all that really matters?
Falling in love with your idol is a dream come true. A dream that should have been reported to police immediately.
Despite all the TMZ's and Perez Hiltons we have nowadays, it turns out there are still some things we don't know about famous celebrities.
PR is a helluva drug.
I thought it'd be fun to use celebrities' Instagrams to reveal some harsh truths about them.
It's like the old advertising slogan says:
Famous people manage their image carefully. Thankfully the Internet still finds ways to discover the truth.
We forever remember Michael Richards for screaming racial slurs, and Charlie Sheen will always be a punchline, but the vast majority of the world has forgotten about these.