Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Famous Actors Who Hate Their Most Iconic Roles

It turns out being a sex symbol isn't all it cracked up to be.


7 'Saved By the Bell' Plots That Prove Zack Is a Sociopath

If Zack isn't doing something heartlessly self-serving, he isn't breathing.


5 Celebrities You Didn't Know Ass-Kicked Their Way to Fame

The next time you see a celebrity walking down the red carpet surrounded by scary-looking guys in black suits, pay attention to those muscleheads: One of them could become the next big thing.


5 Pop Culture Images That Warped Our Psyches for Life

Even if you're not like me, even if these images have no meaning for you, then at the very least, I have met my deadline, and isn't that all that really matters?


18 WTF Post-Fame Lives of Former Celebrities

It turns out the limelight just isn't big enough for everyone.


4 Most Horrifying Marriages Between Fans and Their Idols

Falling in love with your idol is a dream come true. A dream that should have been reported to police immediately.


19 Insane Facts About Famous People They Want to Keep Secret

Despite all the TMZ's and Perez Hiltons we have nowadays, it turns out there are still some things we don't know about famous celebrities.


The 5 Most Notorious Joke Thieves on the Internet

If you're going to steal, at least have the good sense to do it when no one is watching.


The 6 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Celebrity Instagrams

I thought it'd be fun to use celebrities' Instagrams to reveal some harsh truths about them.


5 Psychotic Marketing Stunts That Traumatized Their Audience

It's like the old advertising slogan says:


The 5 Craziest Black Sheep from Famous Families

These outcasts generally expected no audience -- they were just doing 'their thing' because they really wanted to. And because they were crazy.


12 Celebrity-Inspired Sex Acts We Can't Recommend

Want to have sex like a celebrity? Read this to find out how!


13 Photos That Shatter Your Image of Famous People (Part 2)

Famous people manage their image carefully. Thankfully the Internet still finds ways to discover the truth.


5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things

We forever remember Michael Richards for screaming racial slurs, and Charlie Sheen will always be a punchline, but the vast majority of the world has forgotten about these.