Cracked Archive - Celebrities
The Shocking Truth Behind Justin Bieber Brand Nail Polish
Here at Cracked, perched atop our commitment to fabricated journalism like some kind of hilarious raven, we wondered if there was more to this whole nail polish thing. And, after a bit of fabrication, it turns out there was.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 12, 2010
The Monster Inside of Mario Lopez: A Warning
I can only hope the writings of a monster might convince you where mine continuously fail.
- By Robert Brockway
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- October 06, 2010
How to Deal With Jealousy [COMIC]
Especially if it's warranted.
- By Scott Meyer
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- September 30, 2010
What Andrew WK's Twitter Taught Me About Life
You will never love anything as much as Andrew WK loves partying.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- September 17, 2010
Who Actually Goes to Comic-Con [CHART]
Comic-Con has officially evolved into the Oscars for Hollywood's Hype Machine. Below, a look at who shows up these days, and how they feel about being there ...
- By Ted E.
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- July 26, 2010
The 6 Most Misguided Causes Ever Made Famous by Celebrities
We wouldn't mind if celebrity causes were simply vapid or silly. But sometimes, they're down right evil.
- By Will Kriegshauser
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- July 14, 2010
EXTRA! Mario Lopez has no soul!
His face is still frozen in a smile that bespeaks friendly recognition with a slight touch of modesty. His fingernails are piercing my skin.
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 18, 2010
7 Celebrities Who Had Badass Careers You Didn't Know About
Several people who found fame later in life started out on a much different path. And if you're not still working at the first job you ever got, thank your lucky stars that you're in the same boat. Unless you operated a boat as your first job. Then, well, yeah. Sorry.
- By Fitzgerald Smith
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- March 12, 2010
If Tiger Woods' Apology Was Honest
It is a hard, lonely and, yes, ass-filled world.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- February 26, 2010
The 7 Most WTF Post-Fame Celebrity Careers
Not all celebrities leave the limelight kicking and screaming. Some merely flip fame the bird and pursue new, absolutely random forms of employment.
- By Fitzgerald Smith
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- January 26, 2010
Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2009
At least they made a Cracked list in their final act.
- By Lisa Skye
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- December 30, 2009
5 Authors More Badass Than The Badass Character They Created
If you look at the authors behind some of the most iconic heroes of all time, you find a writer who's every bit as badass. Not only did these guys insert elements from their actual lives into the stories, they actually toned them down a bit.
- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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- October 16, 2009
7 Beloved Celebrities And The Awful Sh!t You Forgot They Did
If she didn't want Dr. Dre to beat the crap out of her, she should've read the N.W.A. constitution.
- By Cole Finchen
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- September 02, 2009
6 Cheap Acting Tricks That Fool The Academy Every Time
There comes a time in every major actor's career when they attempt to put the lighthearted comedies and inane chick flicks behind them and tackle a more serious role. The kind of role that will get them the one thing that every Hollywood actor craves: free cocaine. And also an Academy Award nomination.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- August 13, 2009
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