Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Scientology Spied On South Park: 5 Plots Against Celebrities
Some famous people have the misfortune of becoming the target of a shadowy cabal that's willing to suspend their world-dominance campaign to simply harass them.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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332 5 Actors Who Almost Died Horrible Deaths On Camera
Jason Statham nearly died while Sylvester Stallone calmly filmed it on his cellphone.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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6 Urban Legends That Were Totally Made Up By Celebrities
A petty political squabble with one of America's Founding Fathers turned into a centuries-long monster myth.
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- By Luke John Smith
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6 Crafty Ways Celebrities Escaped Bad Business Deals
Ever wonder why Prince changed his name to a symbol?
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Celebrities Who Are Fanboys Of The Last Thing You Expect
Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Letters By Famous Geniuses That Prove They Were Huge Dicks
Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Celebrities Who Accidentally Revealed Embarrassing Things
Do you remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so does MySpace.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The 6 Dumbest Things To Ever Save Important Lives
The Universe is apparently a big fan of Clint Eastwood.
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- By Nate Yungman
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6 Surprising Talents Celebrities Are Hiding From The World
Ice Cube has enough street cred he doesn't even need to build four houses to put down a hotel.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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7 Celebrity Fakers You Won't Believe Fooled The World
It turns out lots of regular schmucks are using the power of vaguely resembling famous people for more than just groping random women on the bow of a pretend ship in a mall food court.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Successful Celebrities (Who Sucked At Everything Else)
Tom Cruise very nearly became synonymous with a religion known for worshiping a magical man in the sky and covering up child sex.
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- By Xavier Jackson, Lizzie Butler
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8 Insane Early Roles Famous Actors Don't Want You To See
Some actors began their careers doing things that range in quality from 'embarrassing' to 'worthy of song and legend.'
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- By Jim Avery
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6 Celebrities (You Never Realized Have Terrifying Hobbies)
Mike Tyson is famous for punching people in the face. Pigeons are famous for pooping on your car. Together, they race!
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Famous People With Secret (Eerily Opposite) Family Members
The fact that Ben Franklin had an illegitimate son wasn't even the most awkward conversation had at the Franklin family dinner table.
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- By Luke John Smith
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6 Feel-Good Stories From 2015 That Had Horrible Endings
It pains us to inform you that all of those silly and life-affirming Internet stories that distracted from civilization's inexorable march into the void were just the E. coli icing on 2015's cake of turds.
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- By Jim Avery
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