Cracked Archive - Celebrities
32 Tantrums and Celebrity Bad Behavior for the Hall of Shame
We’ve got it all — from cannibalism fantasies to celebrity-killing assassins
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Penn Jillette Wants to Talk It All Out
The outspoken magician/comedian/writer talks to Cracked about leaving behind Libertarianism, why he’s worried about the future and how Trump is even worse than you think
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- By Tim Grierson
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Niecy Nash-Betts Had A ‘Reno 911’ Prosthetic Butt With An Unlikely Prince Connection
The model for Nash-Betts’ fake butt helped the ‘Reno 911’ star meet Prince
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Celebrity Gaffes More Embarrassing Than That One Thing You Did
It was close, given how embarrassing that thing you did was
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- By Eli Yudin
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How Far Back in Time Would You Have to Go for Kevin Hart to Be Tall?
People used to be shorter, so…
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Twenty Years Ago, Tina Fey Was on the Rise. How Do We Feel About Her Now?
The original ‘Mean Girls’ came out in 2004. Now, the film musical is arriving in theaters. The public perception of the woman behind both movies has shifted a lot during that time. Did she change or did we?
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- By Tim Grierson
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15 Batshit Crazy, Old-Timey Magazine Ads Featuring Comedy Royalty
Nothing’s funnier than the idea of booze and cigarettes being good for your health
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- By Brian VanHooker
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One of Jerry’s Girlfriends on ‘Seinfeld’ Now Has Three Times His Net Worth
She’s worth $3 billion, but she still can’t spare three squares
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- By Keegan Kelly
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8 Celebrity Recipes That Would Kill You Today
Two raw eggs whipped into a glass of warm milk? Delicious!
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 of the Most WTF Celebrity Alter Egos
I have a soul patch, and I’m sad now!
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- By Eli Yudin
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Who Decided Mark Wahlberg Was Hilarious?
The Oscar-nominated star has decent comedic chops, but as the abysmal ‘The Family Plan’ proves, he doesn’t understand what makes him funny
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- By Tim Grierson
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This Issue of ‘Seventeen’ Might Be the Most Cursed Ever
And more comedy highlights from the issue
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- By Tara Ariano
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5 CEOs Caught Being Petty As Hell
Billionaires are people too! Frequently bad people!
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Celebrities Who Died Ludicrously Preventable Deaths
Icons that could have been saved by stepping a little bit to the left
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- By Eli Yudin
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Chevy Chase’s Fall at ‘Christmas Vacation’ Event Doesn’t Even Make Personal Top Ten
C’mon, Chevy, you can fall funnier than that
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- By Matt Solomon
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