One time, at an airport, Bill Murray joked he had bombs in his suitcase … so they searched him, and found lots and lots of weed instead. Here’s the full story, plus 14 others:

Azealia Banks got arrested for biting a club bouncer on the boob. She tired to get in without an entry stamp, and got mad when the bouncers didn't recognize her (even after they eventually let her in). CRACKED.COM

Source: Vulture

They arrested T.I. for trying to get into his home in an Atlanta gated community. Akon He showed up at 4 AM and didn't have the key, so he got into an argument with a security guard. Soon, things escalated and the cops were called. CRACKED.COM

Source: Vulture

They arrested Shia LaBeouf in Texas because he wouldn't stop jaywalking. He got drunk outside a bar, then jaywalked in front of police. They told him to stop jaywalking, but he didn't and then they arrested him. CRACKED.COM

Source: Vulture

Tim Allen got arrested for possession of over 1.4 pounds of cocaine (and had his sentence reduced. for snitching). He used to be a drug dealer then, and he got a reduced sentence (3 to 7 years, rather than life) in exchange for naming other dealers. CRACKED.COM

Source: Gawker

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