Cracked Archive - Celebrities
6 Brutal Dictators You Didn't Know Had Celebrity BFFs
If you find yourself getting booked to hang out with someone who's in between hearings at The Hague, it's time to fire your agent and/or hire an ethics tutor.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- January 12, 2017
5 Famous People Who Survived S**t That Should've Killed Them
Famous people are like just like us: Sometimes life tries to kill them. However, some of them don't take kindly to that.
- By Zachary Frey
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- January 08, 2017
The 6 Most WTF Unauthorized Uses Of Celebrity Images
No sane publicist would ever give permission for these appearances -- yet, here we are.
- By Kelly Stone, JM McNab
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- January 06, 2017
5 Celebrities Who Were Secretly Spies While They Were Famous
Lots of us grew up thinking that, out of the blue, we'd someday get recruited into a globetrotting spy adventure. And you know what? That actually happens!
- By Mark Oliver, Adam Pilarski
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- December 28, 2016
25 Famous People You Didn't Notice Died In 2016 (Part 2)
Have a happier 2017, everybody.
- By Justin Crockett
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- December 21, 2016
20 Famous People You Didn’t Notice Died In 2016 (Part 1)
In keeping with tradition, we now look at the folks whose passing didn't create Prince-level national mourning, but who still deserve a posthumous tip of the hat.
- By Justin Crockett
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- December 20, 2016
5 Celebrities You Had No Idea Quit Fame For Normal Jobs
Once you get rich and famous at something like acting, it's most definitely possible to spend the next 30 years on a weirdo secret passion.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- December 04, 2016
How Celebrity Culture Gets Us Psychologically Hooked
Why is the celebrity gossip industry a $3 billion a year business? Well ...
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- November 05, 2016
7 Stories Of Celebrity Encounters You Won’t Believe Are True
Celebrities don't like to hang out with randos -- unless they are CELEBRITY randos.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- November 04, 2016
5 Celebrities Who Love Their Hobbies More Than Their Careers
The lifestyles of the rich and the famous often turn out to be a lot different than we expect.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- November 02, 2016
6 Real Celebrity Friendships Better Than Any Fan-Fiction
Sometimes, two celebrities manage to meet in the wild and actually not throttle each other on sight. They might even have an awesome time together.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- October 12, 2016
WTF Secret Lives Your Favorite Celebs Keep Under The Radar
For celebrities, keeping closeted passions out of the limelight can be difficult.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- September 20, 2016
6 Pissed-Off Actors Whose Demands Radically Changed Movies
Spoiler alerts and all that good stuff.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- September 05, 2016
6 Realities Of Life When You're Raped By A Celebrity
We talked to Sam about what it's like to live life as a prop in a celebrity's rape scandal in a country that still has no idea what to think about sexual assault victims.
- By Mark Hill
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- August 30, 2016
7 Homes Of The Rich And Famous (That Are Gloriously Insane)
Remember dreaming about living in a mansion that was also a rocket ship? Celebrities are living those dreams.
- By Jim Avery
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- August 25, 2016
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