Cracked Archive - Celebrities
You can tell a lot about a celebrity by the products they shill.
- By Lydia Bugg
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- November 01, 2017
Breaking into Hollywood is really hard. Especially when the very industry you're trying to break into is aching to screw you over.
- By S Peter Davis
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- November 01, 2017
We should be thankful that Steven Seagal dragged his legendary reputation of being an arrogant jerk out of America.
- By Luis Prada
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- October 16, 2017
Roger Ebert, may his soul rest in cinematic bliss, could be an absolute savage when it came to roasting people.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- October 05, 2017
Calling celebrities and athletes out as spoiled and elite because they have an opinion is so thunderously, nakedly stupid.
- By Dan Hopper
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- September 30, 2017
Quentin Tarantino has some very ... unfortunate views on racial slurs.
- By Stephan Roget, Archie Grimm
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- September 26, 2017
Sometimes a celebrity might grow jaded with the good life and want to branch out and try new things. Sometimes they really shouldn't.
- By James Kinneen, Andrea Meno
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- September 20, 2017
Zach Braff won a bet and has one of the most distinctive voices on the planet as a his voicemail as a result.
- By Justin Crockett
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- September 04, 2017
Taylor Swift is just the worst person.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- August 25, 2017
If you've ever wanted to see the disconnect between Hollywood and the rest of society, just pay attention to movie bathroom scenes.
- By James Kinneen, Jordan Breeding
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- August 13, 2017
Alex Jones: Super insane conspiracy theorist and professional troll. Also maybe a casanova?
- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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- July 30, 2017
According to Super Mario, if you do drugs you'll be sent to a nightmarish plane of brimstone and fire.
- By Mark Hill
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- July 25, 2017
In case you needed further proof that Matthew McConaughey is the coolest guy ever.
- By Nathan Kamal, Eamon Lahiri
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- July 13, 2017
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