Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Brutal Dictators You Didn't Know Had Celebrity BFFs

If you find yourself getting booked to hang out with someone who's in between hearings at The Hague, it's time to fire your agent and/or hire an ethics tutor.

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5 Famous People Who Survived S**t That Should've Killed Them

Famous people are like just like us: Sometimes life tries to kill them. However, some of them don't take kindly to that.

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The 6 Most WTF Unauthorized Uses Of Celebrity Images

No sane publicist would ever give permission for these appearances -- yet, here we are.

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5 Celebrities Who Were Secretly Spies While They Were Famous

Lots of us grew up thinking that, out of the blue, we'd someday get recruited into a globetrotting spy adventure. And you know what? That actually happens!

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25 Famous People You Didn't Notice Died In 2016 (Part 2)

Have a happier 2017, everybody.

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20 Famous People You Didn’t Notice Died In 2016 (Part 1)

In keeping with tradition, we now look at the folks whose passing didn't create Prince-level national mourning, but who still deserve a posthumous tip of the hat.

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5 Celebrities You Had No Idea Quit Fame For Normal Jobs

Once you get rich and famous at something like acting, it's most definitely possible to spend the next 30 years on a weirdo secret passion.

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How Celebrity Culture Gets Us Psychologically Hooked

Why is the celebrity gossip industry a $3 billion a year business? Well ...

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7 Stories Of Celebrity Encounters You Won’t Believe Are True

Celebrities don't like to hang out with randos -- unless they are CELEBRITY randos.

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5 Celebrities Who Love Their Hobbies More Than Their Careers

The lifestyles of the rich and the famous often turn out to be a lot different than we expect.

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6 Real Celebrity Friendships Better Than Any Fan-Fiction

Sometimes, two celebrities manage to meet in the wild and actually not throttle each other on sight. They might even have an awesome time together.

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WTF Secret Lives Your Favorite Celebs Keep Under The Radar

For celebrities, keeping closeted passions out of the limelight can be difficult.

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6 Pissed-Off Actors Whose Demands Radically Changed Movies

Spoiler alerts and all that good stuff.

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6 Realities Of Life When You're Raped By A Celebrity

We talked to Sam about what it's like to live life as a prop in a celebrity's rape scandal in a country that still has no idea what to think about sexual assault victims.

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7 Homes Of The Rich And Famous (That Are Gloriously Insane)

Remember dreaming about living in a mansion that was also a rocket ship? Celebrities are living those dreams.

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