Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 BS Products Gwyneth Paltrow And Alex Jones Both Shill
5 BS Products Gwyneth Paltrow And Alex Jones Both Shill

You can tell a lot about a celebrity by the products they shill.

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6 Outrageous Ways Hollywood Can (And Will) Screw You Over
6 Outrageous Ways Hollywood Can (And Will) Screw You Over

Breaking into Hollywood is really hard. Especially when the very industry you're trying to break into is aching to screw you over.

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Steven Seagal: Man, Myth, Lunatic
Steven Seagal: Man, Myth, Lunatic

We should be thankful that Steven Seagal dragged his legendary reputation of being an arrogant jerk out of America.

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5 Devastatingly Brilliant Insults (Involving Famous People)
5 Devastatingly Brilliant Insults (Involving Famous People)

Roger Ebert, may his soul rest in cinematic bliss, could be an absolute savage when it came to roasting people.

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How The Actual 'Spoiled Elite' Try To Silence Helpful Celebs
How The Actual 'Spoiled Elite' Try To Silence Helpful Celebs

Calling celebrities and athletes out as spoiled and elite because they have an opinion is so thunderously, nakedly stupid.

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5 Times Famous People Had Zero Clue How Everyday Life Works
5 Times Famous People Had Zero Clue How Everyday Life Works

Quentin Tarantino has some very ... unfortunate views on racial slurs.

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7 Celebrity Side Projects That Were Confusing And Insane
7 Celebrity Side Projects That Were Confusing And Insane

Sometimes a celebrity might grow jaded with the good life and want to branch out and try new things. Sometimes they really shouldn't.

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6 Truly Dumbass Bets Made Between Famous People
6 Truly Dumbass Bets Made Between Famous People

Zach Braff won a bet and has one of the most distinctive voices on the planet as a his voicemail as a result.

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5 Famous People Who Were The Worst Neighbors Ever
5 Famous People Who Were The Worst Neighbors Ever

Taylor Swift is just the worst person.

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6 Weirdly Specific Ideas Movies Have About Normal Bathrooms
6 Weirdly Specific Ideas Movies Have About Normal Bathrooms

If you've ever wanted to see the disconnect between Hollywood and the rest of society, just pay attention to movie bathroom scenes.

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6 Famous People Whose Sex Brags Are Pure Insanity
6 Famous People Whose Sex Brags Are Pure Insanity

Alex Jones: Super insane conspiracy theorist and professional troll. Also maybe a casanova?

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6 Actors Who Tried To Teach Lessons (And Madness Ensued)
6 Actors Who Tried To Teach Lessons (And Madness Ensued)

According to Super Mario, if you do drugs you'll be sent to a nightmarish plane of brimstone and fire.

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6 Famous People Who Are Quietly Super Nice In Person
6 Famous People Who Are Quietly Super Nice In Person

In case you needed further proof that Matthew McConaughey is the coolest guy ever.

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