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Aunt Becky is Finally Out Of The Can
Aunt Becky is back!
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Katy Perry Pretended To Be Zooey Deschanel To Get Into Clubs In The Early 2000s
Before Deschanel was mistakenly zapped into a UFO in Katy Perry's new music video, the actress already had her identity abducted -- by the "E.T." singer herself.
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Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 2)
Continuing our look at the famous and infamous that you may have missed passed away in 2020.
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Elliot Page Thanks His Fans For Their 'Love and Support' After Coming Out as Transgender Earlier This Month
He's back!
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Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 1)
The famous and infamous passed away in 2020; here are the ones you may have missed.
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Zooey Deschanel Plays Katy Perry in New Music Video, Recognizing Long-Running Joke
I guess aliens missed the wave of early 2010's celebrity lookalike content ...
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We've Been Pronouncing 'Hanukkah' Wrong All These Years, Smokey Robinson Says
Whether you spell it "Chanukkah," "Hanukkah," or "Xanuka," you probably haven't said it like this.
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'Acting Juice' Feels Like A Heart Attack, Is Emily Blunt's Secret Weapon
Here's how to get your hands on the grown-up equivalent of Honey Boo Boo's
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Dolly Parton Saved A Child's Life While Filming Her New Christmas Movie
America's sweetheart strikes again!
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Matthew McConaughey on Political Divisiveness: 'Let's Get Aggressively Centric'
Plus, what experts say about the actor's theory of political unity.
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Black Panther's Shuri Has Some Alarming Views On Public Health
And of course, the internet roasted her.
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John Mulaney Says 'SNL' Monologue Got Him Investigated By The Secret Service
The Secret Service, not understanding humor since 1865.
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One Man's Crusade To Officially Name A Island (... After Busta Rhymes?)
He's just convinced Mr. Rhymes would appreciate its bounty of recreation and healthy snacks.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 'What?' Side Projects From The Most Famous People Of 2020
Lately, everyone's been in the bathroom screaming. But earlier, they did some notable stuff.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Author Of 'Les Miserables' and 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame' Was Thirsty As Hell
He was the father of French literature, but he was also its daddy.
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- By Cedric Voets
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