Cracked Archive - Celebrities
The Last Movie Star: 20 Awesome Facts About Ethan Hawke
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- By Andres Diplotti, Talbert Gregson
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15 Post-Wrestling Careers Of Pro Wrestlers
What do you do when your grappling days are over?
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- By Andres Diplotti, Erik Barnes
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18 Celebrity Colognes and Perfumes That We Would… No, We Actually Wouldn't
Have you ever thought to yourself, "I totally want to smell like Akon"?
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- By Erik Barnes, Andres Diplotti
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4 Terrible Celeb Jokes That Everyone Took Seriously
Sometimes, when celebrities speak, they’re ... not being totally serious?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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7 Completely Unhinged Things Celebrities Wasted Money On
It’s no secret that celebrities like to buy dumb crap. And honestly, who can blame them? It would be fun to do foolish things with foolish amounts of money. But sometimes, celebrities go a bit too far ...
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- By Mac Faber
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18 Bizarre Celebrity Endorsements of Products
Why they chose to hawk these specific things is anyone's guess.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Erik Barnes
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4 Wild Tales Of Celeb Encounters With Aliens
Sammy Hagar and Demi Lovato have exactly one thing in common: alien buds.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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18 Workout Routines Celebrities Use to Stay in Shape
Let these famous people inspire you to get off your butt.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Erik Barnes
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15 Celebrity Scandals Everyone Forgot
Scandals come at us so fast these days that no one can keep track.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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20 Celebrities Who Were Big and Have Fallen: Then vs. Now
Look on their works, ye reader, and shake your head.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Talbert Gregson
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18 Celebrities That Would School Us At Video Games
You might have disparaged Will Arnett’s mom in 'Call of Duty' and not know it.
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- By Erik Barnes, Andres Diplotti
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20 Facts About Horror and Comedy Master Jordan Peele
He'll make you laugh and be horrified -- often at the same time.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Talbert Gregson
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18 Times Celebrities Knew Each Other From High School
This has to make for interesting/awkward high school reunions.
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- By Erik Barnes, Andres Diplotti
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20 Sexy (But Also Emotionally Complex) Facts About Marilyn Monroe
Much more than just a blonde bombshell.
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- By Talbert Gregson, Andres Diplotti
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20 Embarrassing Times Musicians Tried To Be Actors (And Vice Versa)
It’s VERY difficult to be good at both acting and singing -- but celebrities don’t let that stop them.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Erik Barnes
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