Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Sam Neill From 'Jurassic Park' Runs the Best Farm Now
'What’s amusing me today? It's mostly my duck.'
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- By Amanda Mannen
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20 Behold! The Most Powerful (And Horny) Celebrity Couple Of All Time
My favorite celebrity couple can rip the spines out of your favorite celebrity couple.
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- By Cedric Voets
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If 'Ellen' Actually Ends, Then Who Should Replace Her?
The replacement for Ellen has some big sneakers to fill.
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- By Dan Duddy
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George R.R. Martin Got Into Some Racist Trouble At The Hugo Awards
Old Martin yells at the cloud, tries to summon Cthulhu.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Little-Known Weird Tales From Famous Weirdos
Only a cynic would write off these zanies as mere weirdos.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Mickey Rourke Wants To Fight Elon Musk (For Johnny Depp's Honor)
Kids, stay off of social media or a celebrity might threaten to kick your ass.
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- By Dan Duddy
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It's Hard To Imagine, But Ellen Might Not Be So Nice
Apparently saying "Be Kind" and actually doing it are two very different things.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Guy From 'Westworld' Doesn't Like To Talk About His African Gold Mine
Who knew being a celebrity gold digger would have negative consequences?
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- By Cedric Voets
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No One Has Ever Un-Apologized Harder Than Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon's apology reversal is unlike anything you'll ever see.
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- By Dan Duddy
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We Need More Than Just Bill Nye To Speak Up About Wearing Masks
No celebrity video is going to be as effective as the President telling his supporters to wear a mask.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Incredibly Stupid Man, Kanye West, Might Get People Killed
Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.
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- By Luis Prada
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Rich Artists Pen Letter Demanding You Let Them Hate In Peace
This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Celebrities Whose Side Projects Are Pure Yikes
These definitely aren't 'Paul Newman gave us delicious lemonade' kinds of situations.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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U.S. Congressional Candidate: Beyonce Is Not Black; She's An Undercover Italian
It's a-me, Beyonceo!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Shane Dawson's Bogus 'Apology' Got Him Demonetized From YouTube
Imagine being so bad at saying 'sorry' that you get in MORE trouble.
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- By Dan Duddy
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