18 Celebrity Colognes and Perfumes That We Would… No, We Actually Wouldn't

Have you ever asked yourself, “What does my favorite celebrity smell like?” Would it be calming and subtle like lavender or vanilla? Will there be a scent of cocoa butter to explain their smooth skin? Will the be a hearty yet welcoming musk? Who knows, but it may appeal to you.

But what about celebrities you don’t like or don’t care about? What do they smell like? What scent would embody them? What smell would remind you of that one guy from that one thing? And why is it so pungent?

Many celebrities get perfumes and colognes with their name on them, but some of them just plain shouldn’t have bothered. Whether it’s because of their weird scent profile or bizarre connection between the celebrity in question and the hoity-toity nature of cologne and perfume, some things just shouldn’t be made to spray onto your body.

Here are some of the more bizarre celebrity-endorsed scents out there.