18 Celebrity Colognes and Perfumes That We Would… No, We Actually Wouldn't

18 Celebrity Colognes and Perfumes That We Would… No, We Actually Wouldn't

Have you ever asked yourself, “What does my favorite celebrity smell like?” Would it be calming and subtle like lavender or vanilla? Will there be a scent of cocoa butter to explain their smooth skin? Will the be a hearty yet welcoming musk? Who knows, but it may appeal to you.

But what about celebrities you don’t like or don’t care about? What do they smell like? What scent would embody them? What smell would remind you of that one guy from that one thing? And why is it so pungent?

Many celebrities get perfumes and colognes with their name on them, but some of them just plain shouldn’t have bothered. Whether it’s because of their weird scent profile or bizarre connection between the celebrity in question and the hoity-toity nature of cologne and perfume, some things just shouldn’t be made to spray onto your body.

Here are some of the more bizarre celebrity-endorsed scents out there.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Celebrity Colognes and Perfumes VENOM by Stone Cold Steve Austin /WWE During the height of WWE's Attitude Era, every single type of merch was created including this cologne. If it were accurate to Austin, it would probably smell of spilled beer and swampy knee braces, but are you gonna tell him that? STONFECOLO 3:16 Sustic 3.16 VenoM 123R FOR 218 Penall - en . resling Fagesation with - ربيع CRACKED.COM

Source: Sportskeeda

Kiss

Celebrity Colognes and Perfumes KISS Her/KISS Him by Kiss The rock band puts their name on everything, so it's not a surprise that they'd make both a perfume and cologne. Oddly, the fragrance contains red peppercorns and wet fig leaves, but not grease paint. KISS HER KISS HER Untor CRACKED.COM

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Celebrity Colognes and Perfumes SNOOKI by Nicole Snooki Polizzi During the peak of the reality show star's popularity, she came out with a scent all of her own containing kiwi, cupcake, floral notes, and jasmine. Smells better than the Jersey Shore, to be sure. Snooure OV NICOLE POLIZIA CRACKED.COM

Source: Fragrantica

Bruce Willis

Celebrity Colognes and Perfumes BRUCE WILLIS EAU DE PARFUM by Bruce Willis Released in 2010, this scent is as masculine and confident as Bruce himself. Apparently men smell like grapefruit and pepper. BRUCE WILLIS EAU DE PARFUM CRACKED.COM

Source: Fragrantica

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