Billionaires should really be told to rather stay clear of Twitter. Sorry, we mean Elon Musk should really be told to rather stay oh wait that already happened. Well, at least we now have a pretty good idea of what kind of person he is (not great). The guy should stick to talking about space flight, because the rest that spills from his puerile mind onto the public forum isn’t doing him any favors, even though he would probably gesture at his army of gullibles and say something cringing like, “I Doge-agree.”

Get the Cracked Daily Newsletter!

We've got your morning reading covered.


Forgot Password?