This Week In Leaked Tapes: Meg White And Rodney Dangerfield?!

After canceling a White Stripes tour citing Meg White's "acute anxiety" on September 11th, a mediocre-at-best sex tape is now floating around the web featuring a girl who kinda sorta looks like Meg White (NSFW). Is there a correlation between White's "anxiety" and this tape, or was she just nervous about another terrorist attack on 9/11? She never struck me as much of a patriot. I watched the video (for research purposes, of course - CRACKED has always been known for its tradition of responsible journalism), and while I can't say for sure if it's Meg White or not, I can say with authority that it's definitely a video of two people boning. Good enough for me. What do you guys think? In other news,
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Rodney Dangerfield's wife Joan is suing a former friend to prevent him from making public "highly private, extremely sensitive and very personal" video footage of the late comedian. He says it's for a documentary that he intends to premiere at Sundance next year, but it's also 200 hours of footage - there's probably some fucking in there somewhere. When that one leaks I think I'll probably skip it. Okay, fine - maybe just a peek.
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