It's a coffee mug on which Tesla holds Thor's hammer, Mjolnir, as it spews out lightning. Look, there's not much more to say. If you don't see why that's freaking awesome, then you don't belong on this website. For the record, you can get most of our prints on any item, from phone cases to throw pillows, but we prefer Tesla on the coffee mug. When someone notices the print and blurts out, "Holy thundernuts, that cup is seriously badass!" there's just something triumphant about being able to say, "Yes, holy thundernuts indeed," and then smugly sip your coffee.
The Illumibowl is an LED light for your toilet seat. It shines in eight different colors, was featured on Shark Tank, and is the greatest thing to ever happen to bowel movements since humanity decided to ditch tree leaves. Now, the product page will tell you this was made so you don't stumble around at night searching for the toilet, presumably pissing on everything in your wake. But we're Cracked fans. We know that after midnight, the world is our bathroom, and cleaning up is a job for the lesser beings of the morning. No, what makes the Illumibowl fantastic is that we now finally have a way to sync up a laser light show with our farts. And let us tell you, once you've pooped like you're directing a Daft Punk concert, there's no going back.