A good rule of thumb is, if you get into an argument with a guy who isn't an actual tattoo artist, just a guy with a tattoo gun, and then he offers to tattoo you, don't do it. It will turn out badly. In this case, the customer in question wanted a tattoo of a yin-yang symbol with some dragons around it, your typical kind of cheeseball tattoo that people might get on the spur of the moment in a dude's kitchen. If he were a girl, it would be a butterfly in the small of her back, or maybe some koi, because chicks dig koi. What he got instead was a giant c**k. Like a full on 15-inch chubby right on his back, with big round balls to complete the ensemble. And to add further insult to injury, it's not even well done.
Would a well-done dick ameliorate the injustice of having a dick on your back? Hard to say, but when I read this story, I was actually expecting it to be a real veiny, meaty dong of a thing, like a majestic horse wang, all bulgy and obscene, maybe listing to one side under its own weight. Instead it's a half-assed line drawing that looks like a drunk with a Sharpie hastily scrawled it on a bathroom wall.
It says "I luv c**k" under it. Oh man. I admit, I laughed when I saw that, but I can appreciate that, to the dude in question, this was probably not funny at all. Even a day later he probably didn't laugh at this.