Well, that's good news at least, in that we won't have to resort to bloodletting or drinking the tincture of milk thistle and stewed cat to cure you. You can go to the hospital.
Can't you help me?
I'm afraid not. The only poison facts I know are really more Poison facts.
Which will be of limited help here, and really, in all other situations as well.
Are you sure you can't help? I'm feeling really weak now.
I don't know. Are you feeling really uncomfortably sexual too?
Yeah, so we're not dealing with exposure to Poison then. So no, I can't help. Why can't you get to the hospital? Or do you not want to go to a hospital? Do you have a gerbil in you?
What? No. There are no hospitals around. I'm at one of those mountain lodges, and the only road up is snowed in.
Christ, where are you? The Shining? Or have you just checked into an Agatha Christie novel for the weekend?