Proposed Script for Spider-Man 4: The Grittiest Reboot Ever

As you may have heard, Sam Raimi's fourth installment of the Spider-Man franchise has been scrapped in favor of a gritty reboot with a brand new cast, writer and director. I've mentioned before several hundred times on this site what a huge Spider-Man fan I am, which is why I feel uniquely qualified to pen the script for this reboot. Sure, Raimi may have done a fine job with the first two films, but it takes a real Spider-Man fan like me to completely capture the character. His web-slinging, his trademark wit, a third thing- I've got it all. Which is why I have no shame in publicly displaying a few excerpts from my draft of Spider-Man 4 as well as some concept art I've been working on.

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*Studio note: I make audio recordings every time I have sex, and Dan's Mix 1 is sort of a greatest hits of that. This is probably what'll get us a hard R rating. Not because there's audible humping (though there is), but because I curse. A lot.


Daniel O'Brien is an Academy Award-winning screenwriter/adventurer. He lives in Hawaii with six dogs.
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