For the whole Machine army to operate on only solar energy, the Machines should have huge solar panels. In our world, we reached 22 percent efficiency with Elon Musk's SolarCity, and while that's impressive, it's probably not enough to sustain the Machine army.

"But Cracked, it's sci-fi! It can bend some science in the name of story!" Of course! And that's the point: Let's suppose the pre-war Machines have access to 90 to 100 percent efficient solar panels. Who invented them? Fischer Morrow.

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Fischer Morrow is an energy company in the Inception universe that's about to gain a monopoly over the world's energy supply. The CEO of a rival company named Saito knows that if this happens Fischer Morrow will become a new superpower. Maurice Fischer is a dying old man, and his son, Robert, will gain control over the company. Cobb (Chad Inception) and his team go into Robert Fischer's dream to implant the idea to end the monopoly and just chill the hell out for a bit.

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Saito promises Cobb a get-out-of-jail free card and Park Place if successful.

What does it have to do with The Matrix? Cobb successfully makes an inception on Robert, so young Robert gives up the company's monopoly in order to make something else: a name of his own. So Robert turns his company toward making cheap, efficient solar energy technology to improve the world, the same technology that would be the Machines' main source of energy. That's why humanity had to pollute the sky. If the inception wasn't made, the solar technology wouldn't be developed and Fischer Morrow wouldn't be providing the Machines with what was necessary in self-sustaining them. Thanks, Leo, you unintentional dick.

The first thing we must clarify is that the Machines didn't invent the Matrix technology. We know this because in the Animatrix short "Matriculated," set during the Machine War, a group of rebels already have plugs to jack into the virtual world. In "The Second Renaissance," after all of humanity's armies are defeated, the Machines start to install machinery inside human survivors through forced surgery to begin the Matrix.

But the technology is far older. Arthur, from Inception, explains, "The military developed dream sharing -- a training program where soldiers could strangle, stab, and shoot each other, then wake up." So its original purpose was training, pretty much like this:

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"Yo, is your chair sticky?"
"The kid ran the Woman In Red program before us."

War brings technological advancement, so to make the PASIV device more efficient, it is upgraded to be installed inside people. It makes the dreams more stable and allows remote access to dreams instead of giving someone a roofie.

On the downside, if you die in the dream world, you die in real life. This is actually beneficial to the Machines, because when the agents shoot a rebel, they'll die for good. It's somewhat the Matrix version of a planned obsolescence.

Despite being more advanced, the Matrix technology still shares the premise of Inception's Mark I, because someone had to construct the Matrix world for dreamers to live in. That's explicitly said when Inception's Ariadne asks how architects got involved, and Cobb answers that someone had to design the dreams. That's because ...

This backstory is confirmed in Reloaded. Along with copious, rambling philosophical bullshit, The Architect says, "The first Matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect. It was a work of art. Flawless. Sublime. A triumph only equaled by its monumental failure." Cobb designed this heaven, and he is literally The Architect.

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAM*

After the events in Inception, Cobb is living happily ever after with his kids until the war starts. Humanity eventually gets their asses handed to them by the Machines. Cobb and his kids are among the humans about to be processed in the first Matrix crop. Since he is the best extractor and an expert in dream technology, he aligns himself with the Machines in order to build it. At least he can construct a perfect dream for his children to live in. When the first Matrix falls apart, we can just assume his kids, Phillipa and James, die.

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Though with a name like Phillipa, middle school would have killed her eventually.

Time passes and Cobb's physical body is no more. Having lost everything, he is just a projection. A dream ghost (oh, holy s**t, I just named my next band!). The Architect becomes the fulfilled prophecy that Saito said he would become: "An old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone."

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAM*

Even being responsible for the Matrix layouts, Cobb/Architect is not the one dreaming. Not even Neo, or Trinity, or any other a*****e is. They are all sharing the dream of ...

One of the human characters remarks that they can't just reprogram the Machines, as it would be unethical (although much, much easier). They should convince them to stand by humans. What they do to captured Machines is basically implant an idea in their mechanical minds. They perform an inception.

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Things go bad when the Machines invade the rebel base, killing everyone, except for the inception-ized robot that witnessed the destruction that war has brought. Now, you may wonder what the importance of this unnamed character is. Simply put, it idealizes the Matrix.

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"Robo-boobs ... they let me dream-touch robo-boobs ..."

The Machines are engaged in a war they can't lose, and they have other energy options. We already told you why the Machines are actually the good guys. Humanity nukes them, starts a war, and destroys the planet. They owe us nothing, even though they keep humans in a safe world. It isn't perfect, but humans are jerks and want to live in a miserable shithole. Why?

All this because the robot that learns about human feelings faces a dilemma: how to stop the war and protect humanity but at the same protect its robo-bros. Robros? In its robot logic, the best solution is to put humans to sleep in a world where they can't do any significant harm to themselves and the Machines. You guys root for Neo and Morpheus? This little fellow is maybe the greatest hero of the whole Matrix trilogy.

In Inception, Ariadne is killed by Cobb's projection in the form of his dead wife, Mal. Fischer and Saito have militarized projections, as an extractor taught them to defend their minds with "Sub-Security," or Weaponized Projections.

In the Matrix, since everybody is sharing a dream, the Machines can't rely on each person constructing their own projection to defend the simulation. If the people inside the Matrix generated their own projections, it would overcrowd the dream world. The solution to this is The Agents, generic militarized projections with the aspect of the collective conscious of a federal officer. Someone with authority and a generic face to be everybody's projections.

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They're default create-a-character templates.

Agent Smith is a projection that grew enough ego to make his own personality. Remember Leo's deceased wife, Mal, was his projection -- not a generic angry dream person but the embodiment of his frustration that grew a lot of power in his mind. Smith is somewhat similar, as he wants to escape and he hates his job more than f*****g Kmart workers.

One of the greatest "What the s**t am I watching?" moments during the whole Matrix trilogy is when Neo manifests his powers outside the Matrix. Does he have WiFi in his spine? If he does, how fast is it? Can he bang the woman in red while making out with Trinity? We can't know for sure, but what we do know is that after manifesting his power outside the Matrix, Neo is sent to a special train station sector called Mobil. And all second-grade graduates know that "Mobil" is an anagram for "Limbo," a virtual underworld where Neo is trapped.

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You can tell it's not real because it's a subway without urine stains.

There's a Limbo in Inception. Cobb and Mal spend 50 years in a deep dream level made only of unconstructed dream space. According to Arthur, it is "Just raw, infinite subconscious. Nothing is down there. Except for whatever might have been left behind by anyone sharing the dreams who's been trapped there before."

Since Cobb, as The Architect, is merely a projection of his former self and the Matrix is more heavily formatted, this section of the simulation is basically erased. But with the need for a deep level to send exile programs, its basic symbols are still there; a train will free those that've been mistakenly trapped. In The Matrix, Neo has to wait for his train. In Inception, a train takes Cobb and Mal off limbo after they kill themselves. In Cobb's words: "You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet, it doesn't matter."

We already told you about another theory that says that Zion is another Matrix. Which means that in Revolutions, Neo's death isn't actually a real death. He has escaped to a higher level of existence, utilizing the same concept as Inception's dream levels. Humanity is trapped inside the deep dream of the third level (what everyone knows as the "Matrix" part of The Matrix). Zion is Level 2: a labyrinth designed to keep those who are trying to wake up. Limbo is the deepest anyone can go, and only Neo goes to the higher level (his "death").

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One part Jesus, one part Sauron, one part ass tattoo.

But in Inception, five minutes in the real world means one hour in the dream world. How can the guys on Zion keep track of the dudes inside the Matrix like it's in real time? Well, the time dilation is explained because ...

The different time lapses are corrected by the Machines using a technique called client-side prediction. It's a programming trick used in online multiplayer games intended to balance players with different internet speeds by making your inputs happen instantly on your screen, then sending every action to a remote server where it is corrected.

The Matrix is basically a huge online video game where everyone is connected. To the people on Zion, watching the guys in the Matrix would turn everything Neo does into a Benny Hill sketch. To someone in the Matrix, the guys in Zion are suffering the worst case of lag.

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"BULLSHIT! HAX!"

To compensate for it, the Machines have special algorithms to predict everyone's action before the dreamers even realize -- The Oracle predicts Neo is going to break the vase, and The Architect can predict Neo choosing to save Trinity. With that kind of data, they can manipulate every single person's perception of time. When Trinity calls Tank, the Machines can make Tank's voice input happen instantly by predicting what he will say before he even knows, and adjust Trinity's voice data so Tank can listen to her voice in normal speed instead of a chipmunk-like tune.

It also explains the Bullet Time powers. Neo trains in martial arts for over 10 hours before having a sparring match against Morpheus. The knowledge isn't implanted in his brain. It's mentioned in Inception that time is 20 times slower between layers. Now think about if it's optimized and can be changed to, let's say, 60 times or 400 times. When Neo is learning kung fu, he is actually boringly studying all the years required to master it.

When Trinity asks Tank to give her the know-how to fly a helicopter, she actually is spending months learning technical stuff during her trance.

When Neo is in Limbo, he is possibly trapped there for centuries before Trinity shows up to rescue him.

All in all, we regret to inform you that this is just another theory where everything happens in the characters' minds. However, we do have Keanu's official reaction to this theory:

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