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Getting things done doesn't mean you should always be in a state of near-panic. If you feel like the ground is coming out from under you, take some actionable advice from this complete life organization system. You'll make an action map to track your personal life goals, and hopefully take a deep breath or two along the way. You can get this course, along with all of the other seven courses, for just $36 today.
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