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You Can Thank The 2003 California Gubernatorial Recall Election For HBO's Westworld

In the early 2000s, California underwent an energy crisis, presumably after everyone left their tanning bed on overnight. As bills tripled and the anger grew, a representative named Darrell Issa donated two million dollars to a small group collecting signatures for a gubernatorial recall. It was this money that boosted their efforts in a historic moment for the United States: a new Westworld TV show.

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We Wouldn't Have The Entire Marvel Cinematic Universe If It Wasn't For Superman: The Movie

It turns out a DC Comics movie is responsible for Marvel's current cinematic dominance, but not in the way you're probably thinking. This long goddamn journey starts with a producer named Lauren Shuler Donner, whose husband you might recognize as Richard Donner -- director of such insanely diverse hits as The Goonies, The Omen, and of course, 1978's Superman: The Movie.

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Superman was a hit, but this didn't instantly result in every single over-pantsed defender getting his own movie -- remember, it would take over a decade for even Batman to get one. However, the Donner flick did nab the attention of a five-year-old named Kevin who, like five-year-olds tend to do, became enamored with this genre of mighty punchers. His fandom eventually turned into a job at the Donners' Company as Lauren's assistant. As she puts it, "one of the main reasons Kevin managed to get himself an intern position at our company was because of Superman: The Movie, [that freaking nerd]."

Lauren went on to make a few disaster films, like Volcano and the harrowing You've Got Mail, before becoming inspired by her husband's action background and buying the rights to the X-Men franchise in 1994. Feeling his intense ray of nerdiness, she gave her then-assistant Kevin a producing role on the first X-film, where he instantly became "a walking encyclopedia of Marvel." Usually that just makes you very good at internet message board arguments, but in Kevin's case, it led him to this:

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That's right. It's Kevin Feige -- not Bacon as you were all no doubt guessing. Having been inspired by that first Superman film, Feige beelined directly to the Donners before getting thrown into X-Men and scooped up by Marvel. It was there that he continued to read an endless number of comics and work closely with directors making Spider-Man, X2, and Daredevil until 2005, when Marvel decided to make their own studio. In 2007, Kevin was named the chief of that studio and began to develop what would go on to be this jumbled mess of media:

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A Mailing Error By A Fresno Librarian Kicked Off The "Brat Pack" Era

All you Val-speaking, Atari-playing, AIDS-epidemic-ignoring '80s kids no doubt perk up at the mention of the "Brat Pack," but in case you're scratching your supple 20-something heads, we're referring to a group of young actors who swarmed Hollywood around the early 1980s. Luminaries like Rob Lowe, Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and all those The Breakfast Club motherfuckers were birthed from this era. The phrase "Brat Pack" was coined in a New York article, and became the soil in which a lot of pretty careers were cultivated.

Also, it was started by this lady:

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Her name is Jo Ellen Misakian, and back in 1972 she was hired as a librarian aide at the Lone Star School in Fresno, California. While there, she noticed that the naturally reading-averse students all loved the same book, so she helped them start a petition to turn it into a movie. After attempting (and failing) to contact the author, Jo Ellen decided to just take a shot in the dark and mail the book to a known director instead. The book, by the way, was The Outsiders -- the basis for the very first of the Brat Pack films, which kicked off the stellar careers of actors like Cruise, Lowe, Emilio Estevez, Patrick Swayze, Matt Dillon, Ralph Macchio, that other guy, and that other other guy.

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Jurassic World And The New Star Wars Got Their Director From A Silly '90s Magazine Ad

After culturally blue-balling us with talking raptors, the Jurassic Park franchise re-exploded the box office with Jurassic World's $1.6 billion dollars in ticket sales. World will go on to get a sequel (obviously), and the director is now working on Episode IX of Star Wars. And oddly enough, it was back in the decade when the first Jurassic Park became a hit (and we all thought Star Wars prequels would be, like, the raddest shit ever) that an author named John Silveira was inadvertently shaping all these events, like a secret John Hammond.

Back in the '90s, Silveira would occasionally submit content for Backwoods Home Magazine. His job was to fill in gaps of the magazine's classified section with whatever joke bullshit that came into his head. It was a fun gig with a specific and sparse readership, by definition.

Backwoods Home Magazine

Then, one day in 1997, Silveira was asked to contribute right before a deadline (what kind of backwoods magazi-- oh, right). Without any prepared jokes, he remembered the opening lines to an old unfinished novel he had been working on years back. With the clock ticking, John spun the words into a fake classified ad and submitted the following:

Backwoods Home Magazine

Yes. That ad. Silveira had created what would later become a meme that would inspire Colin Trevorrow to make an indie film called Safety Not Guaranteed, about a dude looking for a time-travel partner. Not long after, director Brad Bird was being approached by Disney and Lucasfilm to direct the next Star Wars film -- and in turning it down for Tomorrowland (yikes), Bird recommended they watch Trevorrow's little movie.

In short, two major sci-fi franchises ended up being completely dependent on an indie comedy director who was inspired by some joke-writing weirdo in Southern California. And speaking of stuff Spielberg once touched...

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Like Schindler's List And The Coen Brothers? You Can Thank The Evil Dead For That

It's not exactly controversial to say that the Coen Brothers are two of the most influential and iconic directors of this era. We also probably won't get any hate mail for praising Liam Neeson's performance in Schindler's List, or really any of his subsequent roles. What will sound insane, however, is that all of these things are of direct result of the 1981 horror film The Evil Dead. You know, the one where a woman gets fucked by trees before turning into a Kandarian basement demon.

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It was on this film that a young Joel Coen was working as an assistant editor while trying to make his debut with a script he co-wrote with his brother. While there, director Sam Raimi convinced the Coens to shoot a fake trailer for their script, which subsequently led to them finding investors for the movie -- eventually called Blood Simple. You might recognize this as the pivotal moment leading to decades of amazing films like The Big Lebowski, No Country For Old Men, The Hudsucker Proxy, and certainly not Garfield (common mistake).

Meanwhile, while casting Blood Simple, the brothers went to see a play called Crimes Of The Heart. It featured Holly Hunter, who they immediately wanted to cast... but couldn't, for scheduling reasons. However, Hunter went home from the audition and mentioned the film to her roommate: Frances McDormand. Frances, of course, would go on to kick ass in the role, marry Joel Coen, and play one of the most badass baby-ovens to ever point a gun at Peter Stormare.

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And it gets weirder. Because while Holly didn't get the role in Blood Simple, she would later move into a Silverlake home with both Coen brothers, McDormand, and Raimi -- who at the time was writing Evil Dead II on the porch. Cut to a few years later, and a young actor named Bill Paxton got a phone call from his friend James Cameron asking if he had heard of Evil Dead II. When Paxton said no, Mr. Titanic rushed him to a local showing, as any loyal friend would. After falling in love with Raimi's slapstick horror style, B-Pax auditioned for the director's follow-up, Darkman. You with us so far?

According to Paxton (who later worked with Raimi on A Simple Plan), while he got super close to landing the role, he "made the mistake" of informing another friend about the movie as well. It was Liam Neeson.

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Neeson got the role and killed it as the titular rubber-faced rage goon in Darkman, which was then seen by a stage actress named Natasha Richardson. At the time, Richardson was putting together a production of Anna Christie, and thanks to Darkman, she pursued Neeson to play a role. Not only would his performance in the show end in a marriage with Richardson, but it would grab the attention of a director in the audience... who at the time was casting an upcoming film called Schindler's Fucking List.

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YEP. Liam Neeson's entire career exploded because Bill Paxton was dragged to a screening of Evil Dead II and fell in love. Consider this yet another reason he's going to be deeply missed. RIP, you ultimate badass.

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