Since a real-world plumber's professional involvement with bodily fluids is considerably less sexy than triple-X movies would have us believe, I suspect they generally treat their porn cred with a sarcastic "Yeah, right" while wrestling the giant turd that you flushed down last January and which has now returned for vengeance. However, their customers don't always agree. Take the sad, sad story of this French lady who invited a pair of plumbers over to fix her radiators. Or rather, you know, "fix" her "radiators."
She wholeheartedly attempted to fuck both of them, is what I'm saying.
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"Ma'am, you want us to do what with this?"
After the middle-aged housewife's rampant, drunken butt-grabbery and graphic suggestions amazingly failed to allure French Mario and Luigi into helping a dame in distress, she grew agitated and started smacking them around enough to make them flee in terror. When the pair called the police (because that's what happens when you get your work interrupted by an aggressive sex fiend in real life) and a pair of cops arrived to the scene to retrieve the plumbers' things with the building's superintendent, the lady promptly attacked them, too.