5 Lesser-Known Problems Plaguing The 2016 Summer Olympics

Terrorism is a huge concern for everyone involved when it comes to this year's Olympics. However, what little news we've heard about terror threats has been mostly positive. I'm referring to that one story that made headlines on every major news site about how officials in Brazil thwarted a team of ISIS loyalists who were planning to kill a lot of people. Sure, we heard in the days following that the individuals in question were completely disorganized amateurs who probably wouldn't have been able to achieve their goals even if they weren't caught, but still, a win is a win.

What you've probably heard way less about is that, just three weeks prior to the start of the Olympics, customs workers in Brazil went on an indefinite strike. Yes, those customs workers. The ones responsible for making sure no nefarious people or things cross the border into Brazil. Seems like that should be making a few more headlines, yeah?

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You can always talk about Toilet Water Bay tomorrow.

The reason for the strike, of course, is money. That's a resource that isn't in long supply in Brazil right now, especially with them having to shoulder the financial burden of hosting the Olympics. That wasn't always the case, though, so at some point in the not-too-distant past, customs workers were promised a raise that would take effect this August. A lot has transpired since then, most notably the impeachment (or ousting by way of a coup, depending on whom you ask) of President Dilma Rousseff. The new administration is reviewing pretty much everything she ever did, and apparently that includes wage agreements signed with customs workers.

Naturally, this along with the financial strain the Olympics are causing has left customs workers feeling a little uneasy about the prospects of that raise actually happening. So they're going on strike to force the government's hand, on the eve of Brazil hosting one of the most inviting terror targets in recent memory.

At least I think that's what they're doing. In a terrifyingly representative example of how the influx of bad Olympics-related news coming out of Brazil these days is far outgrowing the space news outlets have to dedicate to it all, I can't find a single follow-up to this story. It was initially reported back in mid-July, and this story dated July 21 implies that the strike did happen, but I honestly have no idea how a person would know if this is a thing that's still happening, short of rounding up someone who lives in Brazil and asking them.

It certainly isn't being talked about on the major news outlets much. Instead, the headlines are reserved for things like Team USA's heinous Olympic uniforms.

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Please tell me they have to compete in those.

Granted, those are indeed a nightmare and the entire nation should be ashamed, but an update from CNN and the like about whether Brazil will actually have customs agents in place to act as the last line of defense between hordes of tourists and would-be terrorists seems like it would make for news we can use as well, you know?

Oh, and speaking of the potential for terror activity ...

He was suspected of having ties to militant groups at the time the U.S. apprehended him. We never formally charged him with any crimes, but we did keep him at Guantanamo for 12 damn years. So if he didn't hate us before, he probably does now.

If nothing else, the fact that either government cares about where he is at all isn't the most promising sign. Nor is the warning issued by a Brazilian airline that he may try to enter Brazil using a false passport. Whether he was ever proven to be a terrorist or not, an active fugitive who may or may not be in the country is reason to worry in a country that's clearly strapped for the resources necessary to ensure anyone's safety, tourists or otherwise.

Update alert! They did actually find this guy. He turned up in Venezuela last week. So I guess this really was nothing, but still, that no one could keep tabs on him at a time when security is supposed to be at the highest level possible isn't good.

The enormity of the security problem in Brazil was documented almost perfectly by journalist Wyre Davies recently over the course of just two tweets. The first shows an intersection near a hotel that will house tourists during the games, absolutely jam-packed with soldiers providing security.

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The second tweet shows that same intersection completely empty ...

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... after the entire security force went to lunch at the exact same time. Good luck, sports fans!

In times of crisis, communication is vital. I think it's safe to say the world is expecting a lot of crises to jump off in Brazil over the next few weeks; here's hoping the people who live there will be able to stay in touch while it's all going down. Are you familiar with WhatsApp? Sure you are! Maybe you even use it, you tech-savvy son of a bitch!

You know who else uses it? A whole lot of people in Brazil, where it's the most-used messaging app of all. However, the relationship between WhatsApp and the Brazilian government has become a bit strained recently, and that's putting it very mildly. In fact, on three separate occasions over the last few months, the government has tried to cut off access to the app. The ban was lifted before it could take effect in most of those cases, but one of them did result in the app going down for several hours at one point.

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This is what all of America would look like if we lost messaging capabilities for even one hour.

What, you may be wondering, could be so damn important about an app that government officials who are already stretched thin trying to make the Olympics happen in a non-disastrous fashion are still finding time to devote to shutting it down? Well, in December of last year, WhatsApp was ordered by a judge in Brazil to hand over messages exchanged between suspects in a child sex abuse case who'd been communicating using the app (which is owned by Facebook, for the record).

Lawyers for WhatsApp claimed those messages aren't stored on their servers, so they couldn't provide them even if they wanted to. That judge didn't believe them and ordered the service to be shut down until the company complied with the court's request. The ban was ruled to be a violation of the people's right to freely communicate (WhatsApp argued this point also), and it was overturned. That entire process was then repeated two more times.

WhatsApp is working again in Brazil for now, but the fight with the courts hasn't ended. Just last week, Brazil froze $11 million in Facebook assets in relation to the dispute. Yes, I understand that your average Facebook executive could probably spend $11 million on throwing stacks of cash in your face to humiliate you without even noticing it was gone, but still, it's a clear sign the fight isn't over. If the government argues that Facebook's refusal to turn over messages between criminals represents a threat to the public safety that's especially more severe while the Olympics are happening and terrorist attacks are a real possibility, millions of people in Brazil could be without one of their most relied-upon means of communication for weeks.

Remember back when the Winter Olympics happened in Sochi and everyone was concerned about how Russia's recent history of rampant homophobia would mesh with hordes of foreigners, some of them gay or transgender, all showing up at once?

We haven't heard much talk along those lines as it pertains to the Olympics in Brazil, at least not in a widespread way like with the 2014 Winter Games. Seems like good news on the surface, but it's really just another testament to how the deluge of Olympic horror stories we have to sift through right now means some of them don't get the attention they deserve. As it turns out, homophobia-fueled violence is more of a concern in Brazil than pretty much anywhere else in the world.

I know, that sounds like hyperbole, but it's true. Some experts have labeled Brazil the world's most dangerous place to live for members of the LGBTQ community. Over the past four years, it's estimated that 1,600 people have been hate-crimed to death in Brazil. That's fucking insane, even for a country that excels at unmitigated violence like few others ever have or will.

It's customary to include a City Of God reference when discussing Brazil. This felt like the right spot.

Seeing as how the situation in Brazil is even worse than it was in Sochi, you'd expect there to have been some kind of outcry about it by now. That's exactly what happened in the lead-up to the Sochi games, when various celebrities spoke up to draw attention to the issue. This Out.com article ends with the writer outright expecting the same thing to happen as the calendar moved closer to the opening ceremonies. That was posted on July 5; you'll note that, for the most part, that public outcry has not arrived.

So what does that mean? Do we care less now? Of course not. It's just that when it comes to news, "wacky" shit like dead bodies washing ashore and uninhabitable living facilities where toilet water runs down the walls will almost always take precedence over the important stuff. In the face of all the other insane stories emanating from these Olympics, Brazil's out-of-control homophobia epidemic doesn't stand a chance.

What I'm getting at is this: If the ghost of an African slave fucks somebody up at the Olympic Media Village this year, wait to hear all the facts before you rush to judgment.

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Above: The Olympic Media Village (pre-haunting)

You see, Brazil has a long and extremely unfortunate history when it comes to slavery. One heinous enough to more than rival our own. In fact, they were the last country to abolish slavery. The last. Like, out of all of them. In the world. At the height of the slave trade, they were the world's largest importer of African slaves.

So, it should come as no surprise that mass graves filled with African slaves can be found all over Brazil. It should come as even less of a surprise that land developers gave not a single shit about this when it came time to put up buildings to house the throngs of World Cup and Olympics patrons who would soon be converging on their country.

As you've probably guessed from all the buildup here, one of the buildings that was erected, a condominium complex that serves as the Olympic Media Village, was put right on top of one of these graves.

Were people outraged? Yeah, of course they were! Still are, in fact! It's just that, again, there's way too much happening in Rio right now for everything to make headlines. This is just one of those problems that the world won't confront until a corpse literally reaches up through the cement floor of the Olympic swimming pool and drags Michael Phelps to hell. While I admit that would make for fantastic television, I'd much rather there not be structures built on top of where dead people are trying to rest.

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