But the war eventually ended, so what was a great spy to do after that? Well, everything, it seems. Weitz became one of the most successful fashion designers in the world, and modeled all of his clothes himself, because he was apparently too handsome not to. Later on, he became a best-selling author of both fiction and nonfiction after John Steinbeck himself encouraged him to write. Oh, and he also donated advertising space on 200 New York City buses to help raise the profile of a drug abuse charity. And he was a race car driver.
But what did he think of his sons making a movie in which a guy jerks off into a pie? He loved it. And when someone told him that the movie was "vulgar," he snapped back with "Haven't you ever masturbated in your life?"