Instagram is a platform on the rise, and at the rate it is growing, it may soon crush all other social media within it's sepia-toned hands. A smart businessperson would recognize this as an opportunity and dive on the Instagram train like Harrison Ford in The Fugitive. It costs $195, but you can get it here for $21.
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Facebook didn't invent the concept of social media marketing, much like it didn't invent social media (that honor goes to Tom from MySpace and the collective narcissism of the human race). But Facebook is by far the largest social network on the planet, and you are basically leaving money on the table if you don't try to use it to sell stuff. And since about as many people use Facebook as those who use oxygen, you'll have an endless collection of data with which to make strategic business decisions. Pick up the Complete Facebook Ads and Facebook Marketing Course for $29.
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The entire point of Pinterest is making a vision board of the things you want to buy, so marketing on Pinterest should be a no-brainer, especially if you sell designer clothes, baby shower decorations, or twee handicrafts. But because Pinterest has so many brands vying for a dedicated yet comparatively small consumer base, it might not be easy to get your content to pop out right away. Fortunately, you can learn how to make your aspirational lifestyle products get more pins than all ten Hellraiser movies, as long as you pick up the Pinterest Marketing And Ads Blueprint for $18.
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