Learn Something New This Summer, Ya Bum

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It's going to be tempting to make this summer all about beaches, beer, and getting beneath members of your preferred gender, but you know what's an even sexier B? Brains. You're going to have to impress the hotties with something other than your rock-hard abs eventually, so we've rounded up some of the coolest online learning resources on the web. They're all an extra 30-40% off for Memorial Day, so exercise your head meats along with your muscles to prepare for this hot person summer.

The Become a Professional YouTuber Bundle

MSRP: $1,600

Memorial Day: $20

Stop recording videos of yourself and uploading them to YouTube only to get five views. It's embarrassing. Instead, learn how to really market and grow a channel from scratch with this bundle.

The Premium Learn to Code 2021 Certification Bundle

MSRP: $4,056

Memorial Day: $20

The world has gone digital, and it's only going to continue trending that way. Get ahead of the game by learning how to code. This bundle covers web development, data science, and much more.

The All-In-One 2021 Super-Sized Ethical Hacking Bundle

MSRP: $3,284

Memorial Day: $20

Companies actually pay people to crack their security systems and expose vulnerabilities. Isn't that nuts? This bundle will teach you how to become one of those ethical hackers (or not-so-ethical; we're not responsible for what you do with it).

The 2021 Ultimate Mixology & Cocktail Trainer Bundle

MSRP: $1,000

Memorial Day: $20

So you love to drink, huh? Us, too! Make us a nice cocktail, will ya? This comprehensive bundle will show you how to make amazing libations with a variety of spirits.

The Complete 2021 Beginner to Expert Guitar Lessons Bundle

MSRP: $2,800

Memorial Day: $20

Tired of losing your conversation partner to the person at the party with a guitar? Well, this comprehensive bundle gives you 14 courses and nearly 80 hours of hands-on instruction that you can access whenever you want so you don't have to actually interact with anyone in person, though you should probably also work on your social skills at some point.

The 2021 Complete All-in-One Adobe Creative Cloud Suite Certification Course Bundle

MSRP: $2,400

Memorial Day: $20

This massive bundle will introduce you to the world's leading creative suite. From Photoshop to XD and everything in between, you'll learn photo and video editing, web design, and much more, whether you want to create full-blown movies or just Photoshop mustaches on people.

The Complete Mobile & App Development Bundle

MSRP: $1,791

Memorial Day: $20

Got an awesome app idea? Then build it already! This bundle will teach you how to build an app from scratch and market it so you can make some real money off it.

The Ultimate Amazon FBA & Dropship Master Class Bundle

MSRP: $1,292

Memorial Day: $20

Everybody's got a side hustle these days, but most of them take actual work. With Fulfillment By Amazon (Amazon FBA), you can set up a dropshipping business in which you sell products without ever actually handling the inventory. It's passive income 101.

The Complete Stock & Cryptocurrency Investment Toolkit Bundle

MSRP: $1,815

Memorial Day: $20

Feel like an idiot for missing out on GameStonk and DogeCoin? You'll get 'em next time, champ. With this bundle, you'll learn stock and crypto trading skills that will help you jump on the next big thing before it becomes completely unaffordable.

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