Cat People Need Deals, Too

Cat People Need Deals, Too

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You can't help being a cat person, and you don't deserve the shame and ridicule that comes with it. You just love your feline friends, and even if they don't really love you back, you're dedicated to giving them the best lives possible. Whether you have one cat or 60, we've rounded up some of the best deals on cat gear and toys that will give your cat hours of joy and keep them from leaving you forever. Check out the deals:

Magnetic Fishing Cat Wand Toy Set

MSRP: $19

Sale Price: $12.99 (35% off)

What cat doesn't love running around trying to bat the ever-loving bejeezus out of little items dangling from the end of string? With this set, your cat will get to choose its favorite prey.

Cats & Dogs Food Dispenser Tumbler

MSRP: $36

Sale Price: $17.99 (51% off)

Dumb cat? Smarten it up by withholding food! Fill this tumbling toy with food and watch your cat (or dog) embark on a labyrinthine quest to unlock the enigma. They'll be solving math problems on random chalkboards in no time!

SiftEase Litter Box Cleaner

MSRP: $45

Sale Price: $39.99 (13% off)

Rather than scooping cat litter like an animal, albeit one with a highly advanced understanding of tools, SiftEase lets you simply sift out the stink from the clean litter. It's a much more humane (to yourself) way of cleaning up after your cat.

Wicked Ball: Interactive Toy for Cats

MSRP: $49

Sale Price: $42.95 (12% off)

Funded on Kickstarter and Indiegogo (probably by Bostonians), this 100% automatic toy has three interaction modes to match your cat's activity levels. Plus, it has a snack hole for placing treats so you can entertain your cat even when you're not around. Who doesn't love a snack hole?

VentiFresh Plus: Next Generation Germ & Odor Eliminator

MSRP: $84

Sale Price: $56.99 (32% off)

Animals get smelly, and unless you enjoy having a distinct kitty litter odor in your home, you'll appreciate the VentiFresh Plus. It's the only time NASA technology will be used against your cat's butt.

Automatic Pet Feeder Food Dispenser for Dogs & Cats

MSRP: $119

Sale Price: $79.99 (33% off)

If your cat has a tendency to run away whenever you leave the house, trick them into staying with this automatic feeder! If you're going away, you won't have to worry about hiring a sitter. You can just feed your cat on a schedule. It's not like they need the company.

"The Fat Cat" Cat Backpack

MSRP: $199

Sale Price: $119.99 (40% off)

Hey, sometimes you want to take your cat on an adventure. Put them in this cat backpack and you'll be able to climb Mount Kiliminjaro with your loyal cat strapped to your back. Just try not to get into any Pokemonesque hijinks -- that stuff hurts in non-cartoonland.

Basepaws Breed + Health DNA Test: At-Home Cat Genetics Test

MSRP: $149

Sale Price: $129 (13% off)

Discover your cat's ancestry and exact breed with this DNA kit! You'll also learn what kind of ailments your cat may be predisposed to due to its genetics so you can plan in advance how much money you'll need to shell out on vet bills for someone who barely acknowledges your presence.

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