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Looking to kick out the jams? Need a new speaker or headphones out of which the jams can kick? You've come to the right place! We've rounded up the ten best audio deals of the week, all of which are available now to jam those kick-outs.
This Bluetooth speaker hooks up in your shower, because your daily aquatic concerts deserve accompaniment. We know. We've heard you. (Also, please get lighter shoes.)
This tiny, versatile bone conduction speaker delivers sound that's four to five times louder than a cell phone's speakers and tunes the sound differently based on what it's sitting on. Trying it on different surfaces (your desk, your head, you're friend's head, etc.) will be almost as fun as dancing around to Beyonce.
Bluetooth earbud deals don't get much better than this. These flexible buds have Bluetooth 4.2 and can play for up to four hours on a single charge. And they're just $33! They're also much shorter than AirPods and the like, meaning less of a chance that guy trying to chat you up will be able to get a grip on them.
These high-powered Bluetooth headphones have been upgraded for 2020 with improved noise reduction, improved Bluetooth, and even better sound quality, making them perfect for working out, commuting, or just walking around town, spying on your neighbors. You'll want the clearest audio from that microphone you planted in Mrs. Fitz's garden. (Legal note: Don't do that.)
Like a more retro look? Spin your vinyl collection with two built-in stereo speakers, stylus cartridge, DC12V transformer, and 45RPM adapter; use the audio outputs to connect to your home speaker system; or just stream your tunes with Bluetooth. This Altec turntable will play anything. (Well, anything that holds audio data. Don't stick a block of cheese in there like we did.)
Take your record collection anywhere with the world's smallest wireless record player! Featured on Shark Tank, this clever little bugger fits in your pocket and plays vinyl anywhere you have a flat surface. Get some Vivaldi up in here, and the next time your rich friend starts complaining, you can honestly claim to be playing the world's smallest violin. They'll be so amused.
These sweatproof sport earbuds are perfect for listening on the go, with secure earhooks that keep them in your ears. Plus, they have an impressive 13-hour battery life, and they kind of look like those headsets TV producers and '80s pop stars wear. Statistically, you want to be at least one of those.
These unique headphones will make great companions whether you're working out or traveling the world. They're especially handy in foreign countries because they actually come with a companion translator app. Comment dit-on "back that azz up"?
Despite its size, this tiny wireless speaker delivers legendary sound. You can also control it or other smart devices in your home with your voice using Google Assistant, so you don't even have to get up from the couch to cry "Google, [sniff] play 'Someone Like You' again."