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Technology is truly miraculous. Just think, as little as a century ago, people had to reach under their couches with nothing but their arms. No more! We've rounded up some of the best deals on the web on fun tech, all of which are available now. Check them out.
Air mattresses are the small talk of sleep: uncomfortable but necessary in rocky situations. Make the whole experience a lot less annoying with this extremely lightweight, portable epump that can fill up an air mattress in just a couple of minutes. (You're on your own with the small talk, but if this somehow helps you there, too, all the better.)
Dropped something in a hard to reach place? Don't bother moving stuff. This clever gadget combines a telescopic claw, magnetic lift, and LED light into one tool so you barely have to get off the couch to retrieve what you've lost.
With an immersive soundscape and voice assistant tools, these Bluetooth earbuds have many of the same features as Apple's AirPods, but you won't have to do anything shameful to pay for them.
If you've ever looked at a foam roller and thought "I just wish it required even less effort," this is the guy for you. It provides targeted, deep percussive relief to sore muscles, stimulating blood flow and facilitating a faster recovery.
This device absolutely obliterates odors from the air, whether it's from stinky trash, old laundry, or anything else, using NASA-inspired technology. (It's about time those punks did something useful.) What else are you gonna do? The dishes? Don't be ridiculous.
Part fitness watch, part music streaming device, this hardworking buddy tracks your activity and vitals 24 hours a day so you can always be 100% sure that you're alive. It also gives you a set of Bluetooth earbuds and streaming music from your favorite platforms. Does it have to? No. It just cares that much.
One of the top fitness trackers on the market, the Fitbit Charge 2 tracks a variety of stats but also gives you personalized breathing exercises and celebrates when you reach your daily goal. We could all use that these days, yeah? You can get a factory-renewed one for less than $90.
If you hate wasting energy by running the A/C in empty rooms, you need the Sensibo Air + Room Sensor. This smart thermostat controls the temperature throughout your home by detecting where you are like a helpful stalker, diverting air there rather than pumping it into empty parts of the house. The atmosphere will thank you.
This high-powered, 3,300-lumen projector from EPSON with HDMI connectivity allows you to bring movie night anywhere. The backyard? The subway? Starbucks? As long as you've got an outlet, you can entertain yourself and inconvenience everyone else.