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Make fun of influencer culture all you want, but you're just jealous. Who wouldn't want to get rich and famous just for telling people what's good? But what you didn't know is that influencers have to have all this fancy photo and studio equipment to make themselves stand out from the rest of the crowd. That's not fair, is it?! Well, now's your time to catch up and get into business because these sweet accessories will help you make pro-grade videos for Insta, TikTok, Facebook, or wherever else you want to post. Plus, they're all on sale.
Get the perfect lighting, angles, and more with this comprehensive kit that comes with a ring light, adjustable tripod, and a non-slip phone holder. It'll make you look like and sound like you're in a fancy studio instead of a suburban basement with plumbing problems and several rodent roommates.
Selfie sticks may look goofy and weird, but it's the only way to get a good headshot without a whole photographer or treating your followers to the view directly inside your nose. Embrace the aesthetic with this neat rotating stick, because if you're gonna look silly, you might as well have the power to get panoramic shots and set up just about any camera angle.
Modern smartphones are essential professional-quality cameras, so why shouldn't they get to have adorable, tiny tripods? This kit also includes a 12x magnification lens and an 80-degree view angle so your phone can feel like a real camera.
If you forsake the selfie stick, we salute you. That doesn't mean we love all those blurry photos on your TL where your hand was clearly shaking, trying to keep a hold on your phone. Fortunately, this Kickstarter- and Indiegogo-funded camera grip makes your phone feel like a camera, with a customized ergonomic structure and full control of all photo elements via external buttons, switches, and wheels. It's not a DSLR, but it will feel like it!
Get the perfect lighting for every shot with this clip-on LED light that adjusts seamlessly to make every picture exactly how you wanted. (Girlfriend not included.)
Sale Price: $140
Capture the best footage of your life, whether you're making a movie or cooking a questionable meal, with this 3-axis gimbal. With a double wheel system, it makes continuous zoom smoother and parameter adjustment faster, giving you more cinematic-quality footage. Your mac and Cheetos deserves nothing less.
This stabilizing, ultra-portable gimbal charges your device while you record so your thoughtful dissertation on Draco's secret crush on Harry will never again be interrupted by the telltale beep of a low battery. Plus, you can access a trove of professional photo and video settings via the companion app to get even more out of the gimbal.
Here it is. The ultimate bundle. The big Kahuna. Take your smartphone photography to the next level a 3-in-1 lens set, an 8x zoom lens with clip, a selfie light, a mini tripod, a mini Bluetooth remote control, an expandable selfie stick, two lens clips, and a carrying case, all for one low price. If your snaps and stories still come out weird with all this gear, maybe consider accounting.