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Just because McDonald's has gingerly removed that rope around its two remaining tables doesn't mean the COVID-19 pandemic is suddenly over. As public spaces slowly reopen, the issue shifts to protecting yourself outside of your home, and that means face masks, friends. We know, we know: They're uncomfortable, they fog up your sunglasses, and they make your mouth all sweaty, but wearing a face mask doesn't have to suck. Plenty of companies are making breathable, stylish face masks with all sorts of nifty features, and we've rounded up some of the best. Think of it as a new fashion accessory that happens to prevent mass death.
Ooh, sexy cheetah print! These cloth masks are not only glam as heck, they're machine washable, leaving you more time to focus on your Mariah Carey cosplay.
If your fashion sense is less "Peg Bundy" and more "pre-Bangerz Miley Cyrus" (both are great), this elegant cloth mask will match your outfits nicely while giving you complete facial covering and protection.
These cotton masks are like wearing a t-shirt on your face. They'll fit nicely and remain breathable so you're not constantly hacking for air. Plus, they're machine washable.
With its trendy shapes and easy removability, this neck gaiter will make you fit right in at the M83 concert you go to after quarantine.
Masks are a prime opportunity to express your personality and interests! If you're a Star Wars fan (and who isn't these days?), this Darth Vader mask is as fun as it is comfortable. Go ahead and make the breathing noises. You'll be the belle of the Zoom call.
These sleek black masks have a special 3-D net structure that gives you extra defense against airborne bacteria and particles as well as pollen. No one needs the allergy snorts when they're trying to fight disease but look like they're fighting crime.
This cozy bandana mask is like wearing yoga pants on your face. It's breathable, comfortable, and will highlight all of your best features. You'll be doing face-stands in no time.
If you're not a sequin person, just move along. If you are a sequin person... LOOK AT THOSE SEQUINS! Imagine how this baby will catch the light. Pair with your best fringy dress and get ready to turn all the other half-heads.
Spread love -- it's the Brooklyn way. Or really, like, anywhere, when you've got one of these "Love" facemasks.
Winter will be here before you know it, and if there's no vaccine by then, at least you'll get to wear a warm, cozy mask. You know your li'l nosey always gets froze anyway. Might as well get your fleece on in a bold, new, public healthy way.